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Anonymous ID:3Ilape2I Tue 30 Sep 2025 19:35:37 No.23387053 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>23387058 >>23387075 >>23387108

If I don't get hired now I'm going to lie about everything on my resume. I'm tired of playing fair and getting rejected every time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M+8M/di8 Tue 30 Sep 2025 19:36:25 No.23387058 Report

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>>23387053
I get hired and stay for training and quit right after getting ez training period bucks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XFI4SH1T Tue 30 Sep 2025 19:38:38 No.23387075 Report

Quoted By: >>23387088

>>23387053
What's the first thing you'll do after attaining financial independence from your parents

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3Ilape2I Tue 30 Sep 2025 19:40:25 No.23387088 Report

Quoted By: >>23387112

>>23387075
Join a far left community center and start occupying and smashing boomer's houses

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yu9TbBLV Tue 30 Sep 2025 19:44:29 No.23387108 Report

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>>23387053
you should not be allowed within 100m of a school i think

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XFI4SH1T Tue 30 Sep 2025 19:45:53 No.23387112 Report

Quoted By: >>23387115

>>23387088
What exactly is preventing you from doing that right now?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3Ilape2I Tue 30 Sep 2025 19:47:09 No.23387115 Report

Quoted By: >>23387141 >>23387691

>>23387112
Living in the bumfuck of nowhere and having parents

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:P49BJ09m Tue 30 Sep 2025 19:55:45 No.23387141 Report

Quoted By: >>23387152

>>23387115
Remove the and of from this and it works better.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ur8VQVg6 Tue 30 Sep 2025 19:57:14 No.23387152 Report

Quoted By: >>23387192

>>23387141
the the and of add emphasis

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P49BJ09m Tue 30 Sep 2025 19:58:40 No.23387192 Report

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>>23387152
nobody talks like that + it wounds weird

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P49BJ09m Tue 30 Sep 2025 19:59:24 No.23387194 Report

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oh no

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3Ilape2I Tue 30 Sep 2025 20:04:38 No.23387215 Report

Quoted By: >>23387241

I just crashed out and bedrotted all day
The last one said they'd give me an accommodation but the girl who did the interview was the HR lady's daughter (it's over) and the interview was rather short so I'm not confident I'm getting it. That's 30 applicants, they're hiring multiple teachers, but I haven't heard of them in 2 days and they're starting next monday.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XFI4SH1T Tue 30 Sep 2025 20:10:46 No.23387241 Report

Quoted By: >>23387392

>>23387215
Did you need to looksmaxx harder and you'd get the job

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3Ilape2I Tue 30 Sep 2025 20:54:29 No.23387392 Report

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>>23387241
Actually the first thing I'm going to do is travel to Zurich to skullfuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BOCdL9vJ Tue 30 Sep 2025 21:00:37 No.23387410 Report

Quoted By: >>23387417

Unfortunately you're going to have to lie on your resume. Research some small business that used to exist within your local area. They went out of business but pretend you were emplyed there. Pretend you gained some customer experience there.

This advice doesn't concern programmers or medical trainees. You're from 4chan. I'm sure you're capable of pretending to be some slave wagee

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3Ilape2I Tue 30 Sep 2025 21:02:55 No.23387417 Report

Quoted By: >>23387685

>>23387410
I already had some experience in a school but in reality I worked for a couple of months. On my resume it says I worked for a year, and adding exam preparation to the description is what I'm going to do next unless I get hired after these interviews.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G2bxbdeH Tue 30 Sep 2025 21:05:21 No.23387423 Report

Quoted By: >>23387433

get some experience stroking this dick faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QalfNyxS Tue 30 Sep 2025 21:06:27 No.23387428 Report

Quoted By: >>23387433

Why do you want to be a teacher and which age group will you teach

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3Ilape2I Tue 30 Sep 2025 21:07:04 No.23387433 Report

Quoted By: >>23387437

>>23387423
I'm not attracted to men
>>23387428
All of them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QalfNyxS Tue 30 Sep 2025 21:08:01 No.23387437 Report

Quoted By: >>23387624

>>23387433
You didn't answer the 'why' part

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:P49BJ09m Tue 30 Sep 2025 21:09:48 No.23387443 Report

Quoted By: >>23387624

>I'm not attracted to men
>>23382812

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3Ilape2I Tue 30 Sep 2025 21:10:41 No.23387624 Report

Quoted By: >>23387631 >>23387633 >>23387645

>>23387437
Because I studied for this shit and I don't want to work with normies
>>23387443
Twinks and femboys are not men

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P49BJ09m Tue 30 Sep 2025 21:11:34 No.23387631 Report

Quoted By: >>23387635

>>23387624
You can't just abandon them once they reach twink death

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9Ws+5Eau Tue 30 Sep 2025 21:12:12 No.23387633 Report

Quoted By: >>23387644

>>23387624
Are you sure you don't want it rape little boys and girls? Is it really because you don't wanna 'work with normies'?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3Ilape2I Tue 30 Sep 2025 21:12:14 No.23387635 Report

Quoted By: >>23387637 >>23387645

>>23387631
Don't worry they won't
My definition of female is anyone who makes my wee wee hard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P49BJ09m Tue 30 Sep 2025 21:13:05 No.23387637 Report

Quoted By: >>23387644

>>23387635
You can just make up definitions on your own

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3Ilape2I Tue 30 Sep 2025 21:14:23 No.23387644 Report

Quoted By: >>23387652

>>23387633
>you don't want it rape little boys and girls?
No I'm not catholic
>>23387637
Gender and sex are on a subjective spectrum

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:26zLjqyX Tue 30 Sep 2025 21:14:25 No.23387645 Report

Quoted By: >>23387651 >>23387661

>>23387624
>>23387635
you should kill yourself NOW

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3Ilape2I Tue 30 Sep 2025 21:17:22 No.23387651 Report

Quoted By: >>23387674

>>23387645
I don't take orders from bottoms sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P49BJ09m Tue 30 Sep 2025 21:17:43 No.23387652 Report

Quoted By:

>>23387644
Only in la la land

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QalfNyxS Tue 30 Sep 2025 21:21:51 No.23387661 Report

Quoted By:

>>23387645
Emo femboys with a little piercing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z2fiAtad Tue 30 Sep 2025 21:26:54 No.23387674 Report

Quoted By:

>>23387651
i could kill you with one strike

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BOCdL9vJ Tue 30 Sep 2025 21:32:37 No.23387685 Report

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>>23387417
Is there something about speaking English on Italian resumes that you can take advantage of?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bAG8fCXV Tue 30 Sep 2025 21:35:18 No.23387691 Report

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>>23387115
>waa waa my parents won't let me be a dangerous radical it's all their fault I can't breed >:(

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