>>23406943I would but he doesn't exist he is just a figment of a pedophile's imagination, a figment which said pedophile went and told a bunch of other pedophiles about so now all the brown pedophiles worship that figment of the original brown pedophile's imagination (his name was Mohammed btw).
It's like fantastic 4 superheros except for brown pedophiles rather than children. The pedophiles are about as intelligent as a child so it's a fitting alliteration.