>Man created by God
>God gives man free will
>God makes man in Gods image
>Adam is a good little pet who bends the knee at every turn
>Adam gets a little lonley so God feels bad and gives Adam a Woman
>Eve see's that God is keeping them as pets and that the "free will" God gave them is only half serious
>Eve shows God, that humans truley have free will by going against some stupid fucking rule God set up for no reason
>God crashes out and kicks them from Eden
>Humans are given earth to be truely free as God originally intended
>Eve is somehow bad for this?


All I see is a brave women seeing her husband being cucked by some being and showing God that the creatures are of its blood and executing agency and then God gets upset over this.

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