Of all of America's so-called allies, is there is a more worthless parasite than Australia?

We protect their worthless desert island from China and Indonesia and, in turn, they give us absolutely nothing other than sending their unwanted migrants to our shores.

Most countries are either America's bitch or China's bitch, but Ausfailia is one of the only countries that manages to be both. Their resource economy is dependent entirely on China - and, just like with America, they contribute nothing to China either, existing only as a worthless parasite.

Australia is the most vile, disgusting, and utterly worthless shit stain on the globe. It is a putrid, festering polyp on the anus of mankind; a giant fecal smear on human civilization. Australia has absolutely no culture of any sort (unless you count binge-drinking, wife-beating, meth-smoking, yelling racist abuse on public transportation, and producing violent child pornography as "culture"), it has no history (other than genocide, and they couldn't even do that with any success), and it has contributed absolutely nothing to the world in its entire existence (to date, Australia's greatest contributions to the world have been The Wiggles and vegemite). Thankfully, however, with climate change accelerating at its current rate, this miserable desert island of inbred, singlet-wearing, kangaroo-fucking drunken retards will hopefully be plunged into the ocean within the next century (and, when that happens, absolutely nothing of any value will be lost).