>>23485294eee! Happy Birthday
Here's a story for a birthday party:
The Donkey Tale
A guy was sad, people always pinning stuff on him. Never in the party.
He couldn't see he was a game for the party. Fun. He had a horse cock and was still ungrateful. Woe is me the cartoon role said and he adopted it.
But he didn't have a tail unless it was pinned on.
A little prick was worth the price to be desired by children and sensitive women. Without a tail he was a good man who told his tale every day: Adventure is the best medicine. Not needles.