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Discuss the political and religious implications of the al-ZUTT railing Mohammed ﷺ Also post your best ZUTT memes, hadithjaks, and related images

Important Resources:
https://sunnah2.com/262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtTYxxmVpvA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFa8XuI4YTA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zu%E1%B9%AD%E1%B9%AD
https://zutted.com

FAQ:
>What is the al-ZUTT story?
TL;DR Mohammed, the Prophet of the Muslim Faith got consensually assfucked by a bunch of tall, virile black men known as the ZUTT.
>Who were the ZUTT?
Literally extremely horny nigger-jeets from modern day Pakistan with massive dicks
>Where does the story come from?
Ahmad ibn Hanbal, Musnad Ahmad, Hadith no. 262.
>What does 'yarkaboun' mean? Does it have a sexual connotation?
Yarkaboun means "ride" and yes, just like in english, the word is used sexually.

Common Ummah Damage Control:
>ITS NOT AN AUTHENTIC HADITH
Its literally a Musnad, which means that it traces back to the Prophet Mohammed ﷺ. Also its narrated by Abdullah ibn Massud RA who was one of the prophets closest companions.
>YARKABOUN IS NOT SEXUAL SLANG
Wrong, in arabic the word is indeed used sexually. For example in Jami` at-Tirmidhi, specifically Hadith 2980 (Book 47, Hadith 32) the word is used to mean sexual penetration.
>I ONLY FOLLOW THE KORAN
Koranism is a meme. Without hadiths you wont know how to pray, fast, go on pilgramage, how much to pay in Zakat, the clothing prohibitions, etc.

>by posting in this thread you denounce the Koran, hadiths, Sunni and Shia schools, and declare your support for TUD (Total Ummah Death)