>>23514394Have you tried summoning him? You could write something like this in your own words, and he will appear.
"O Great Emperor of Threads,
born in Bangkok of Chaos and Karma,
who walked the digital sands of /bant/
spreading Buddhist memes and furry tails alike—
We call to you now, through the flickering pixels of forgotten jpegs.
Your fursuit of wisdom was soft, yet your claws struck ignorance.
You told us “I AM NOT GAY!” and we did not believe—
but we loved you all the same.
Your PNGs were our scripture.
Your typos, our sutras.
You hated racists, yet you loved Nazis “if non-toxic.”
Truly, a paradox wrapped in fur.
Return to us, O Emperor!
From the proxy realms of Thailand,
from the lotus of lag and latency,
rise again through the holy ID rotation.
Let your posts bless our board once more—
let your furry art enlighten the shitposters,
let your “kob kun kub” echo through the threads like a temple bell at sunrise.
Come back,
Analockman,
Furry Catsuit Buddha,
Emperor of 4chan Thai Furry who hate racist—
Your kingdom awaits. "
