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Anonymous ID:8wi0gh4z Thu 30 Oct 2025 10:11:14 No.23534779 View View Reply Original Report

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drove to the boonies so some burrecrats could waste me time again award

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Anonymous ID:fPN6uLY+ Thu 30 Oct 2025 10:14:12 No.23534782 Report

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>>23534779
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Anonymous ID:8wi0gh4z Thu 30 Oct 2025 10:16:03 No.23534784 Report

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I still curse out the leutnant who decided to send me trough burecratic hell
if duels where still legal i would have dueld him hes a tall man but he is very old and has brittle bones
if i told him to fight me like a man i bet i would have had a 50% chance to win

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Anonymous ID:8wi0gh4z Thu 30 Oct 2025 10:19:21 No.23534787 Report

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they will draft me and force me to come back... eventually
what it was something like the state doesnt give two shits about you and can do with you as they please

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Anonymous ID:8wi0gh4z Thu 30 Oct 2025 10:24:20 No.23534793 Report

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but to be fair the alcohol was dirty cheap there
we had a small tavern on base we would drink ourself sensless and talk and listen to music (i sometimes sangand people teased me about it asking if they could hear my angel like voice)
oh damn i miss that
they didnt sold hard liquor in the tavern but on celebration days they sold stuff like rum, vodka and jägermeister

the girls where drinking vodka and rum and the boys jägermeister (until they threw up spew)

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Anonymous ID:ty5hvu1i Thu 30 Oct 2025 10:24:27 No.23534794 Report

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>>23534784
> he is very old and has brittle bones
> i would have had a 50% chance to win

Lmao? How weak are you?

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Anonymous ID:8wi0gh4z Thu 30 Oct 2025 10:26:20 No.23534797 Report

Quoted By: >>23534798 >>23534802

damn i will never understand the obseession bos in this country have with jägermeiter
they claim it helps against everything, headache, upset stomach, broken heart, boredom everything

i think it taste like a cow ate herbs and then threw it up and then they destilated that

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Anonymous ID:8wi0gh4z Thu 30 Oct 2025 10:26:53 No.23534798 Report

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>>23534797
boys*

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Anonymous ID:ty5hvu1i Thu 30 Oct 2025 10:30:10 No.23534802 Report

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>>23534797
I don't drink Austrian dude. I just suffer raw

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Anonymous ID:8wi0gh4z Thu 30 Oct 2025 10:31:59 No.23534805 Report

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>>23534794
he is pretty tall and im a shortcel
also never underestimate old military folks they have way more experience and have seen some stuff
50% is already a high take

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Anonymous ID:8wi0gh4z Thu 30 Oct 2025 10:33:27 No.23534807 Report

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>>23534802
ohh that sucks
no i just meant in austria almost every boy and man swears on jägermeister
drinking is fun but only with fun company

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Anonymous ID:8wi0gh4z Thu 30 Oct 2025 10:40:28 No.23534815 Report

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A jeder woass, dass es
Geld ned auf da wiesen wachst
Und essen kann ma's a ned
Aber brenna dads guat
Aber hoazen damma woazen
Und de ruabn und den kukuruz
Wann ma lang so weiter hoazen
Brennt da huat

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Anonymous ID:8wi0gh4z Thu 30 Oct 2025 10:44:09 No.23534818 Report

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https://youtu.be/FpRmP0XUVcA?si=p9gkzA8HpXAzKOWf

i wu wieda ham
füh mi do so alan
brauch ka große woid
i wu ham nach niederösterreich

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Anonymous ID:8wi0gh4z Thu 30 Oct 2025 11:02:51 No.23534832 Report

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koan bauern burli mog i net
hod kanne breiten schultern net
i mog an burli aus der stodt
der breite schualtern hod

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Anonymous ID:8wi0gh4z Thu 30 Oct 2025 11:14:27 No.23534850 Report

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wochen loang steh i scho do
wochen loang blog i mi o
i sing miar denn hois wund
und sing sogar do kommt die sun
doach es is zum narisch wern
kana wü mi singer hern
laungsom kriag i wirklich gnuar
frog mi wos i hier duar
do geht denn gaunzen tog da wind
nix auos baustön das ka mensch wos findt
die madel heiseln sind a graus
und im soldheim brennts di aus

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