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My period was hella late this month.

Melonade !!fCIvspJ9gor ID:3L7T2lY1 Sat 01 Nov 2025 21:38:01 No.23545271 View View Reply Original Report

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I was starting to worry that riding lawnmower might’ve impregnated me when it ran me over, that or one of the hospital staff when I was under anesthesia.
Does this happen in your country?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lnUQlOCI Sat 01 Nov 2025 21:39:15 No.23545276 Report

Quoted By: >>23545354

It's getting to that point in your life when your period becomes a thing of the past.

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Anonymous ID:aL9+QN5a Sat 01 Nov 2025 21:39:50 No.23545281 Report

Quoted By: >>23545354

probably

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QywvpZ6g Sat 01 Nov 2025 21:41:59 No.23545286 Report

Quoted By: >>23545298 >>23545354

>>23545271
it sometimes happens it can sometime happen for a few different reasons
maybe because of stress

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vN9a0cPI Sat 01 Nov 2025 21:42:12 No.23545288 Report

Quoted By: >>23545298

All kinds of things happen in my country

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aL9+QN5a Sat 01 Nov 2025 21:43:57 No.23545298 Report

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>>23545286
>maybe because of stress
that'd make sense i reckon
>>23545288
what's something that happened recently?
i saw a black guy with a baseball bat walking away from an empty gas station at 10 PM
i looked at him & he started running instead of walking, but he didn't seem to react in any other way
very enderman-like

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FI9X/wA7 Sat 01 Nov 2025 21:46:07 No.23545307 Report

Quoted By: >>23545354

>or one of the hospital staff when I was under anesthesia.

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Melonade !!fCIvspJ9gor ID:3L7T2lY1 Sat 01 Nov 2025 22:01:26 No.23545354 Report

Quoted By: >>23545373 >>23546014

>>23545276
I’m 25, dick.

>>23545281
That’s a lot of Bidens.

>>23545286
That’s what the doc told me.

>>23545307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sJx9qbjetg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aL9+QN5a Sat 01 Nov 2025 22:10:58 No.23545373 Report

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>>23545354
yeah you know
>>23545354
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sJx9qbjetg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOy6hqzfsAs

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Normie !GzTNQPcpf6 ID:fPKrXvBc Sat 01 Nov 2025 22:21:29 No.23545677 Report

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>>23545271
No this doesn't because I am a biological male and incapable of menstruation for I do not contain ovaries nor a vagina or uterus. I have a penis that transports and expels spermatozoa which is produced in my testicles for the purpose of reproduction.
Sometimes your diet can change the date. Other times mother nature just wants you to panic because you've been a slut lately.

547

547 ID:LG55Zt2C Sat 01 Nov 2025 23:15:04 No.23545839 Report

Quoted By: >>23546516

>>23545271
>riding lawnmower
>ran me over

wdym

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5JbyAbEi Sat 01 Nov 2025 23:18:47 No.23545852 Report

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>>23545271
trannys dont get periods

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aL9+QN5a Sat 01 Nov 2025 23:21:20 No.23545858 Report

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>>23545677

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QN9uPIyh Sat 01 Nov 2025 23:33:07 No.23545885 Report

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>>23545271
Op men cant menstruate, shitting blood doesn't count

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lnUQlOCI Sun 02 Nov 2025 00:11:03 No.23546014 Report

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>>23545354
You're 25? big oof.
You need to start making babies now if you don't want to spend all your future paychecks on ADHD amphetamines for your little one.

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Anonymous ID:gxzXW+bf Sun 02 Nov 2025 01:15:07 No.23546470 Report

Quoted By: >>23546496 >>23546971

>>23545271
i remember watching some documentary before about catching male nurses having sex with female coma patients

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o/Lwgf2s Sun 02 Nov 2025 01:18:50 No.23546485 Report

Quoted By: >>23546971

>>23545271
you should be hoping for it, its the only way your fat ugly ass will get a kid. clocks ticking

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aL9+QN5a Sun 02 Nov 2025 01:21:56 No.23546496 Report

Quoted By: >>23546522 >>23546971

>>23546470
funny how that can happen even though we live in a niggercattle surveillance state

captcha: 82 MPH

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Melonade !!fCIvspJ9gor ID:3L7T2lY1 Sun 02 Nov 2025 01:26:44 No.23546516 Report

Quoted By: >>23546526 >>23546534 >>23546767

>>23545677
>spermatozoa
That’s a very convenient word.

>>23545839
>be me at work
>get instructions to move old museum piece to auction line
>normally move cars to the auction line but figure what ever
>start it up and turns out it was in first gear
>proceeds to run me over, breaking six ribs, a collarbone and a radial
>get a free helicopter ride via workmen’s comp to a trauma center
>get two surgeries spend 15 days in a combination of ER and rehab center
>home now and on semi-disabled NEET leave until probably sometime early next year
>mfw

>>23546014
>You need to start making babies now if you don't want to spend all your future paychecks on ADHD amphetamines for your little one.
I already spend all my future paychecks on ADHD amphetamines for myself, I figure the apple won’t fall far from the tree in my case.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gxzXW+bf Sun 02 Nov 2025 01:28:20 No.23546522 Report

Quoted By: >>23546725

>>23546496
im old and this was a while ago :(

547

547 ID:LG55Zt2C Sun 02 Nov 2025 01:30:15 No.23546526 Report

Quoted By: >>23546971

>>23546516

You bent over the front of it then turned the ignition.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VB4N80gT Sun 02 Nov 2025 01:32:00 No.23546534 Report

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>>23546516
what the fuck that could have been a lot worse. I'm glad you survived and recovered

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Anonymous ID:aL9+QN5a Sun 02 Nov 2025 01:40:21 No.23546725 Report

Quoted By: >>23546736

>>23546522
ah i see..
i'm just pissed off lately sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gxzXW+bf Sun 02 Nov 2025 01:42:36 No.23546736 Report

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>>23546725
i get attacked all the time but this was not one of those times
hope you're able to figure out the anger situation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LG55Zt2C Sun 02 Nov 2025 01:46:53 No.23546758 Report

Quoted By: >>23546909 >>23546971

>was she standing in front of it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zJfcSLpp Sun 02 Nov 2025 01:47:44 No.23546760 Report

Quoted By: >>23546971

>>23545271
Make sure to name your baby after an anime character

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cY5yVd+8 Sun 02 Nov 2025 01:49:30 No.23546767 Report

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>>23546516
basically you should get the ol' Fallopian tubes tied.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LG55Zt2C Sun 02 Nov 2025 01:53:24 No.23546783 Report

Quoted By: >>23546909

If you were under it, that would be impressive because it means you actually do stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j+SaJVc8 Sun 02 Nov 2025 02:19:25 No.23546878 Report

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>>23545271
kinda hot. but it's probably from the severe trauma you sustained.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aL9+QN5a Sun 02 Nov 2025 02:21:22 No.23546909 Report

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>>23546758
>>23546783
the story was explained uhhh somewhere
i dont want to find the links
i just want to lay still

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aL9+QN5a Sun 02 Nov 2025 02:22:29 No.23546913 Report

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ah FUCK nevermind it was explainmde in erher aready

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Melonade !!fCIvspJ9gor ID:3L7T2lY1 Sun 02 Nov 2025 02:36:24 No.23546971 Report

Quoted By: >>23547605 >>23547644

>>23546470
Please don’t tell me that… I was only joking.

>>23546485
IDK, I feel like there are plenty of spermatozoa donors on /bant/ alone I’d be set with autistic kids for life.

>>23546496
The patient rooms don’t have security cameras. I feel like it’s pretty easy to get away with.

>>23546526
No I was standing next to it and one of the big wheels in the back ran me over.

>>23546534
Thanks, it’s been… An experience thats for sure.

>>23546758
Beside it.

>>23546760
I’ve always liked the name Charlotte and there is an anime called that so I guess you could say id name my daughter after an anime.

>>23546767
Sounds expensive, I’m good.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o/Lwgf2s Sun 02 Nov 2025 05:30:16 No.23547605 Report

Quoted By: >>23547620

>>23546971
>donors on /bant/ alone
only the indins since they have 0 standards i have a feeling you are to ugly for actual people

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Melonade !!fCIvspJ9gor ID:3L7T2lY1 Sun 02 Nov 2025 05:36:14 No.23547620 Report

Quoted By: >>23547653

>>23547605
The actual people I’ve dated would say otherwise.
Chin up though, that means if I can get a date, so can you! (Maybe).

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aL9+QN5a Sun 02 Nov 2025 05:44:02 No.23547644 Report

Quoted By: >>23547727

>>23546971
>The patient rooms don’t have security cameras. I feel like it’s pretty easy to get away with.
yeah i wasn't being sarcastic
it's absurd how easily that can happen despite how much invasive surveillance there is

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aL9+QN5a Sun 02 Nov 2025 05:44:37 No.23547647 Report

Quoted By: >>23547727

we don't have our cake or eat it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o/Lwgf2s Sun 02 Nov 2025 05:47:45 No.23547653 Report

Quoted By: >>23547727

>>23547620
>The actual people I’ve dated would say otherwise
why would you lie on the internet like that?

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Melonade !!fCIvspJ9gor ID:3L7T2lY1 Sun 02 Nov 2025 07:17:20 No.23547727 Report

Quoted By: >>23547748 >>23549672

>>23547644
Yup. Reminds me of 1984 where there’s always a blind spot in the camera.

>>23547647
My dad made me a ‘survived getting run over by a mower’ cake the other day. It was good.

>>23547653
On god, I’ve had five previous partners; two women and three men. What’s your record?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o/Lwgf2s Sun 02 Nov 2025 07:28:25 No.23547748 Report

Quoted By: >>23547783

>>23547727
unlike you I dont need to validate myself with comments from an annon forum and know regardless of what I say it doesnt matter.
you sound like a larping faggot seeking attention because their life is shit, get help.
>I’ve had five previous partners
siblings dont count

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XXV97BGZ Sun 02 Nov 2025 07:31:20 No.23547757 Report

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Just have fun with your
friends and give it some
time. You can handle this.

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Melonade !!fCIvspJ9gor ID:3L7T2lY1 Sun 02 Nov 2025 07:41:02 No.23547783 Report

Quoted By: >>23547829

>>23547748
Ahem, you are leaking sir.
> siblings dont count
That was a funny comeback, made me chuckle. However I was an only child

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QywvpZ6g Sun 02 Nov 2025 08:03:41 No.23547820 Report

Quoted By: >>23547831

melonade what do you think of big pharma jew and globohomo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o/Lwgf2s Sun 02 Nov 2025 08:09:36 No.23547829 Report

Quoted By: >>23549017

>>23547783
>Ahem, you are leaking sir
what does that even mean you brain rotted faggot

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Melonade !!fCIvspJ9gor ID:3L7T2lY1 Sun 02 Nov 2025 08:10:48 No.23547831 Report

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>>23547820
I *love* Drugs™ and I’m totally not paid to say this!
Don’t forget to invest in Pfizer™ and get updated on all your vaccines today! #Vaxmax™

Gon !!yyw7PihNvYM

Gon !!yyw7PihNvYM ID:C7UFy2Bp Sun 02 Nov 2025 08:37:05 No.23547875 Report

Quoted By: >>23547969 >>23549017

Hope you are ok now from the accident. I wouldn't worry about your period, your body just went through some intense beating from a tractor so the stress on your person might make your period late or even skip a cycle. You'll be ok!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o/Lwgf2s Sun 02 Nov 2025 09:52:39 No.23547969 Report

Quoted By: >>23547997

>>23547875
>Hope you are ok now from the accident
same, shes still an attention seeking looser like 90% of this website and needs to grow up

Gon !!yyw7PihNvYM

Gon !!yyw7PihNvYM ID:C7UFy2Bp Sun 02 Nov 2025 10:16:39 No.23547997 Report

Quoted By: >>23549663 >>23549665

>>23547969
I think they just post to post and while a few are attention seekers, I doubt they actively think "YES, this will get attention".

There would be far more 1pbtid threads if everyone was seeking attention.

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Melonade !!fCIvspJ9gor ID:3L7T2lY1 Sun 02 Nov 2025 15:37:58 No.23549017 Report

Quoted By: >>23549663

>>23547875
Thanks, how you been Gon?

>>23547829
Fucking Normies get off my board.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o/Lwgf2s Sun 02 Nov 2025 19:07:33 No.23549663 Report

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>>23549017
>guys i said the thing, i fit in now right
your in your late 20's its time to grow up cunt
>>23547997
thats a very basic way to look at things, we dont do things for no reasons. I dont think that IT is consciously looking for attention but subconsciously is due to not getting enough in day to day life due to being such a fucking looser

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aL9+QN5a Sun 02 Nov 2025 19:08:55 No.23549665 Report

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>>23547997
hehe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aL9+QN5a Sun 02 Nov 2025 19:11:46 No.23549672 Report

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>>23547727
>Reminds me of 1984 where there’s always a blind spot in the camera.
eheh
>My dad made me a ‘survived getting run over by a mower’ cake the other day. It was good.
tasty lol
bant-coded thing to do

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aV7BNsRL Sun 02 Nov 2025 19:21:11 No.23549703 Report

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>>23545271
Your organs have been harvested. MtF "women" need reproductive organs.

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