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>be non-American
>doing whatever non-Americans do
>mass shooting happens in America
>sprint to computer at the speed of light
>navigate to /bant/ faster than an ADHD kid on cocaine
>pound your mouse on "create new thread"
>smash your keyboard with the force of a thousand suns
>"be American"
>laughing hysterically, tears flowing down cheeks
>nose spewing out mucus
>"get shot"
>stream of piss running down leg
>falling out of chair laughing
>choose laughing reaction image from your folder of retarded faces
>earth is shaking with your laughter
>slam your mouse on "post"
>"uploaded kek.jpg!"
>nearby windows shatter as you shit your pants with excited laughter
>angry American posts in your thread
>massive earthquake occurs from the force of your laughter
>millions of Americans kill themselves after being completely humiliated
>Jesus pulls you into heaven
>"Anon, you have earned a place beside me in heaven for your excellent shitpost"
>laugh at the Americans that just killed themselves
>doing whatever non-Americans do
>mass shooting happens in America
>sprint to computer at the speed of light
>navigate to /bant/ faster than an ADHD kid on cocaine
>pound your mouse on "create new thread"
>smash your keyboard with the force of a thousand suns
>"be American"
>laughing hysterically, tears flowing down cheeks
>nose spewing out mucus
>"get shot"
>stream of piss running down leg
>falling out of chair laughing
>choose laughing reaction image from your folder of retarded faces
>earth is shaking with your laughter
>slam your mouse on "post"
>"uploaded kek.jpg!"
>nearby windows shatter as you shit your pants with excited laughter
>angry American posts in your thread
>massive earthquake occurs from the force of your laughter
>millions of Americans kill themselves after being completely humiliated
>Jesus pulls you into heaven
>"Anon, you have earned a place beside me in heaven for your excellent shitpost"
>laugh at the Americans that just killed themselves
