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Quoted By: >>2367490
Itt: we write big bang theory sketches that are funnier than the actual show I'll start
>Sheldon walks out of his room while penny and glasses guy are making breakfast.
>Sheldon is naked.
>Sheldon starts slapping his dick from side to side. They both turn around to see what the sound is.
>Glasses man and penny both stare at sheldon's dong in disgusted confusion.
>Big nose man walks into apartment with brown man. Big nose man says " Guess who just became a sex offend...er"
>He slowly stops speaking as the two stare at sheldon slapping his penis from side to side.
>Brown man puts his hand up to his chin and says " Hmm."
>Glasses man finally speaks up. " Uh sheldon... what are you doing?"
>"What does it look like I'm doing?"
>"Can you put some clothes on?"
>"But if I put clothes on, how can I do this?" Sheldon starts spinning his penis like a helicopter
>"Put some clothes on!"
>Brown man speaks up. " No, I think Sheldon has a point. See..."
>Brown man takes his pants off and starts slapping his dick from side to side.
>Sheldon:" See, brown man gets it."
>Penny:"I'm leaving."
>Penny is unable to leave because naked brown man is near the door
>"Could you move. MOVE!" Brown man silently stares at penny while slapping his dick from side to side
>Big nose man starts taking his pants off and slapping his dick from side to side.
>Penny: "Glasses man move brown man for me..."
>Glasses man is now naked and slapping his dick from side to side.
>Penny: "Oh my FUCKING GOD!"
>All of the men surround Penny and start slapping their dicks from side to side
>Penny runs for the door and escapes.
>Sheldon yells " DICK FIGHT!"
>They all crowd together slapping their dicks together
-end scene-
>Sheldon walks out of his room while penny and glasses guy are making breakfast.
>Sheldon is naked.
>Sheldon starts slapping his dick from side to side. They both turn around to see what the sound is.
>Glasses man and penny both stare at sheldon's dong in disgusted confusion.
>Big nose man walks into apartment with brown man. Big nose man says " Guess who just became a sex offend...er"
>He slowly stops speaking as the two stare at sheldon slapping his penis from side to side.
>Brown man puts his hand up to his chin and says " Hmm."
>Glasses man finally speaks up. " Uh sheldon... what are you doing?"
>"What does it look like I'm doing?"
>"Can you put some clothes on?"
>"But if I put clothes on, how can I do this?" Sheldon starts spinning his penis like a helicopter
>"Put some clothes on!"
>Brown man speaks up. " No, I think Sheldon has a point. See..."
>Brown man takes his pants off and starts slapping his dick from side to side.
>Sheldon:" See, brown man gets it."
>Penny:"I'm leaving."
>Penny is unable to leave because naked brown man is near the door
>"Could you move. MOVE!" Brown man silently stares at penny while slapping his dick from side to side
>Big nose man starts taking his pants off and slapping his dick from side to side.
>Penny: "Glasses man move brown man for me..."
>Glasses man is now naked and slapping his dick from side to side.
>Penny: "Oh my FUCKING GOD!"
>All of the men surround Penny and start slapping their dicks from side to side
>Penny runs for the door and escapes.
>Sheldon yells " DICK FIGHT!"
>They all crowd together slapping their dicks together
-end scene-
