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Anonymous ID:dVin+eFv Tue 03 Oct 2017 01:12:58 No.2371839 View View Reply Original Report

>be British
>get held at (butter)knife-point by refugee
>punch him in the face and knock him out
>get charged for hate crime
>refugees culturally enrich my wife while I'm in prison

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SMcedPxX Tue 03 Oct 2017 01:13:57 No.2371845 Report

Quoted By: >>2371867 >>2373140 >>2373368

>>>/pol/
sage

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ucNEt0zk Tue 03 Oct 2017 01:15:32 No.2371861 Report

Quoted By: >>2372110

>be american
>get shot

!BarAfagfzs

!BarAfagfzs ID:fUUV5vBY Tue 03 Oct 2017 01:15:58 No.2371867 Report

Quoted By: >>2371955

>>2371845
assmad cockroach

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NIVD7r2R Tue 03 Oct 2017 01:19:18 No.2371908 Report

Quoted By: >>2373152

>>>r/leddit/
>be american
>get shot
sage

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6pPPncg0 Tue 03 Oct 2017 01:22:03 No.2371936 Report

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Why can't Burgers /bant/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eNsL162e Tue 03 Oct 2017 01:24:46 No.2371955 Report

Quoted By: >>2372090

>>2371867
Assmad /pol/tard

!BarAfagfzs

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!BarAfagfzs ID:fUUV5vBY Tue 03 Oct 2017 01:39:56 No.2372090 Report

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>>2371955
>me
>a poltard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8WZNjVtT Tue 03 Oct 2017 01:42:57 No.2372110 Report

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>>2371861
>be canadian
>get raked

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3rHA6oZu Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:15:46 No.2373133 Report

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>>2371839
>be canadistanian
>say the word "immigrant" in a mildly displeased tone of voice
>get charged for a hate crime
>be publicly shamed on the news for a week
>the prime minister himself issues a 20 minute apology and press conference on behalf of all white people
>lose my job
>nobody will hire me
>dont qualify for welfare because of my white privilege
>living on the street
>havent showered in a month
>my skin is visibly dirty, i almost appear ethnic
>tell people my name is ahmed
>make more money in donations from strangers than i did at my well paying full time job
>live out the rest of my days on the streets
>raping and stealing as i please
>nobody stops me, they dont want to obstruct my constitutional right to live by shariah law

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BSap+j8m Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:17:08 No.2373140 Report

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>>2371845
>butt hurt
>Jafar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BSap+j8m Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:19:35 No.2373152 Report

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>>2371908
t.newfag its >>>/r/eddit get it fucking right

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LUSR8gxm Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:24:52 No.2373165 Report

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>>2371839
>be british
>go to police station to surrender my pencils
>get arrested for entering police station with dangerous weapons

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Anonymous ID:8kVuIaVX Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:25:10 No.2373169 Report

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Anonymous ID:LUSR8gxm Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:26:40 No.2373173 Report

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>be british
>be arrested for having hands because they could be balled into fists and used to punch someone

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LUSR8gxm Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:28:45 No.2373181 Report

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>be british
>serve in the line of duty
>be told to hide away because my presence my offend someone

Why is this country such a fucking joke?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BSap+j8m Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:37:46 No.2373208 Report

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>be British
>taking a shower
>forgot my shower permit get finned 1,000 lbs
>get depressed
>decide to listen to some Bob Marley
>everythingwillbeallright.mp4
>suddenly it dawns on me
>didn't pay my weekly cultural appropriation bill
>hear a knock on my door
>its Johnny Law
>boyz in blue take half of all my tea bags as payment
>extremely depressed now
>be so poor i can't even make my favorite meal
>toastsandwich.gif
>decide that enough is enough, im going to take my life
>about to hang myself, oh sheit
>forgot to file me suicide permit
>get arrested
>sentenced 20 years hard labor in the tea bag mines
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YrQo4ee0 Tue 03 Oct 2017 05:15:53 No.2373368 Report

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>>2371845
Agreed. This shit shouldn't be posted here, it's just old and boring

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