But then, on April 14, 2025, at 21:05:13 GMT, a Gigachad with a dark hacker's hood adorned with gemstones, pockets heavy with treasure keys, and a pirate's hat came out of aether to meet the 'log of /onions/ with a simple greeting... "Hey guys". The acting military leader of the Sharty, and thus the new homelands of /qa/, Quote, would immediately call ALL news stations to report on the new Captain, known simply as Captain Gem, or his autonym, S0I1337. "The real Operation Basedclipse has commenced. Look at this." He calls Nate and the COBGQNG over to watch 4cuck, where they'd find...
Captain Gem has CONQUERED 4CHAN.
4channers were shocked to hear that the Captain has hijacked their PAs to play Night of Nights, sharing their confusion at the /pol/itical square. PACKGOD leads armies into the new battlefield, basedteens in formation firing at trannyjannies all over; but that's not all! While PACKGOD and the Basedteens were busy defending /qa/, shooting any jannies that attempted to take Hatsune Miku hostage while they parade her around the newly conquered lands, Captain Gem got ONTO the presidential podium at the /v/ideo game arcade AND the /int/ernational embassy, throwing classified documents of the corrupt 4chan administration into the air! "YOU'VE BEEN HACKED! YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING CONQUERED! GEEEEEEEG! /QA/ WON! BASEDJAK PARTY WON!" he proclaims in victory, PACKGOD managing to interject "#PACKWATCH", before Captain Gem SCREAMS "I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES" IN OFFICIAL ROYAL CHANNELS! He laughs loudly at the now quite panicked 4cucks, plastering trollfaces and Meanwhile, back home in /qa/, a cacaphony of gunshots rang through the air, PACKGOD, Stonetoss, and the Captain's armies summoning chicken jockies to quickly overwhelm the mods.
