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Anonymous ID:FY78XlfY Tue 03 Oct 2017 03:57:11 No.2373035 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2373085 >>2373087 >>2373156 >>2373285 >>2373461

What is the max amount of beavers you could fight to the death and win with your bare hands at once?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lA49khS4 Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:04:00 No.2373060 Report

Quoted By: >>2373107

6 or 7

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cB8W0ZI9 Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:07:56 No.2373085 Report

Quoted By: >>2373156

>>2373035
Not a single person on the planet could get past one.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X5/bXgFk Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:08:02 No.2373087 Report

Quoted By: >>2373107

>>2373035
6

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RG29EJMZ Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:11:37 No.2373107 Report

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>>2373060
>>2373087
unironically speaking, this. I'm a woodland forester and I deal with these creatures all the time. I'm in pretty good shape because of my work and I probably wouldn't be able to take out more than 8 TOPS of these little fuckers from succumbing to blood loss from a punctured artery thanks to those teeth.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VMldpLkI Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:21:41 No.2373156 Report

Quoted By: >>2373224

>>2373035
ITT: People that have never been near a real beaver

Except this guy >>2373085

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FY78XlfY Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:42:06 No.2373224 Report

Quoted By: >>2373240

>>2373156
Are beavers secretly stronk?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VMldpLkI Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:46:26 No.2373240 Report

Quoted By: >>2373243

>>2373224
They chew on trees for fun
Our flesh is like butter to them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FY78XlfY Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:47:45 No.2373243 Report

Quoted By: >>2373265

>>2373240
We could jump on them like Mario. We're so much taller.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ObyyIZ5B Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:53:09 No.2373263 Report

Quoted By: >>2373429

M8, I wrestle drop bears in my sleep, I think I can handle a few beavers, or 50.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VMldpLkI Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:54:03 No.2373265 Report

Quoted By: >>2373270 >>2373275 >>2373279

>>2373243
Still, you'd be lucky to actually kill it in one jump, and if there are more than one the others would get your tendons when you land and you're done

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ObyyIZ5B Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:55:05 No.2373270 Report

Quoted By: >>2373272

>>2373265
Kill the big one and the rest will flee.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3RN74UQt Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:55:30 No.2373272 Report

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>>2373270

It's a fight to the death fleeing isn't an option

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+UYF0CE Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:55:43 No.2373273 Report

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I'm sure I could just kick the little fuckers and knock them out.

12, minimum. Probably 30 if I could get strategic on them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BHxR9mb+ Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:55:50 No.2373275 Report

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>>2373265
Sweet dreams, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FY78XlfY Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:56:47 No.2373279 Report

Quoted By: >>2373286

>>2373265
Yeah, it seems more difficult than I initially thought. They really could fuck you up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ITBym7p/ Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:58:46 No.2373285 Report

Quoted By: >>2373293 >>2373303

>>2373035
As someone who has seen the fuckers irl I'd say maybe one if it's a weakling. Those things are fucking scary

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+UYF0CE Tue 03 Oct 2017 04:58:55 No.2373286 Report

Quoted By: >>2373303 >>2373308

>>2373279
Nah dude a good kick in the nose/head would probably murder the faggots.

How big are beavers anyway like 30-40 lbs?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+UYF0CE Tue 03 Oct 2017 05:00:03 No.2373293 Report

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>>2373285
You fuckers have got to be memeing.

That's like saying you don't stand a chance against a couple of medium dogs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FY78XlfY Tue 03 Oct 2017 05:01:57 No.2373303 Report

Quoted By: >>2373311

>>2373286
They're about 45 pounds. And dude, dogs can fuck you up too.
>>2373285
They really are.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3RN74UQt Tue 03 Oct 2017 05:02:59 No.2373308 Report

Quoted By: >>2373317

>>2373286

You've never encountered a beaver in your life. When I was 13 one almost killed me by severing my medial tarsal artery in my foot. I bled out pretty fast and if my dad wasn't there and I didn't get help immediately I would be dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+UYF0CE Tue 03 Oct 2017 05:03:17 No.2373311 Report

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>>2373303
Dogs can't fuck you up if they bite you just rip their jaws off or jab their eyes into their brain.

But they won't even get that close because you can just kick their fucking head off.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+UYF0CE Tue 03 Oct 2017 05:04:27 No.2373317 Report

Quoted By: >>2373319 >>2373322

>>2373308
Ok but you're a retard and 13.

I'm a 20 year old 200 pound man I can just stomp it to death easily.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3RN74UQt Tue 03 Oct 2017 05:05:10 No.2373319 Report

Quoted By: >>2373340

>>2373317

Not more than one maybe. You don't understand they have teeth that can CHEW THROUGH FUCKING TREES LIKE IT'S NOTHING. They could easily kill you with a single bit to your leg. Plenty of veins and arteries in your foot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:czCpyYAq Tue 03 Oct 2017 05:05:42 No.2373322 Report

Quoted By: >>2373340

>>2373317
oh a real tough guy
what's your favorite anime?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+UYF0CE Tue 03 Oct 2017 05:08:51 No.2373340 Report

Quoted By: >>2373346

>>2373319
Well I'm assuming Im wearing a pair of boots in this scenario.

I can just put my heel through their skull or break all their ribs in a good kick for crowd control.
>>2373322
Dragon Ball Z

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3RN74UQt Tue 03 Oct 2017 05:10:37 No.2373346 Report

Quoted By: >>2373358

>>2373340

They will bite through that boot so fucking easily dude. You literally have no idea what a pissed off beaver is capable of I suggest you do some research and loot at actual encounters people bigger and stronger than you have had with them. When I was attacked I was wearing the thick leather steel-toed shoes I wore to help my dad with logging, and in one bite he got through that shit and rite to my artery.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e+UYF0CE Tue 03 Oct 2017 05:13:35 No.2373358 Report

Quoted By: >>2373372

>>2373346
Ok well you don't give them a chance wtf.

I'll stay mobil and strike swiftly for execution.

In an open field if I'm surrounded I'll take out 20 beavers before I get tired

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3RN74UQt Tue 03 Oct 2017 05:16:52 No.2373372 Report

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>>2373358

They're also very fast. You are hyping up your physical abilities when you have no idea what beavers can do dude, nobody cares how tough you make yourself out to be. 1 beaver 3 if you're VERY lucky. All it takes is one to get a lucky bite on your leg and you're dead. Unless you have like a gun or something you're fucked.

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Anonymous ID:BHxR9mb+ Tue 03 Oct 2017 05:34:38 No.2373429 Report

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>>2373263
Bear rassling faggot

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Anonymous ID:6STGwjDW Tue 03 Oct 2017 05:42:17 No.2373461 Report

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>>2373035
all of them, carpinchos are deadlier

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oLMjJ+7r Tue 03 Oct 2017 05:55:00 No.2373509 Report

Quoted By: >>2373910

If they dont fuck you up with their teeth, they can do some damage with those fuckin tails too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ObyyIZ5B Tue 03 Oct 2017 07:27:05 No.2373910 Report

Quoted By: >>2374298

>>2373509
There's a good bdsm punishment idea: Get a beaver and make it whip your balls with its tail.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ITBym7p/ Tue 03 Oct 2017 09:02:09 No.2374298 Report

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>>2373910
Now that's a good business idea! Someone do it!

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