>>2373421 The dragon soared overhead, spraying his cum all over the city as the citizens took cover wherever they could. Joe and Mary watched from the drugstore window.
Mary spoke. “I don’t understand.”
“What do you mean?”
Mary clarified. “I just don’t understand how a dragon could think a city was another dragon and then try to mate with it.”
“Oh, really?” Joe gave her a look. “You’ve never tried to fuck the city before?”
Mary blushed. “I was drunk… And I knew it was a city!”
“Uh huh.”
Mary stared out at the panic on the street. “Didn’t they know it was today?” Joe joined her and she continued “Maybe they forgot. And it looks like some of them are kind of into it.”
“Gross.” Joe opened the window, stuck his head out, and shouted, not even caring that he was getting gallons of dragon semen poured on his face. “Stick to anthro you fucking freaks!” He closed the window and smiled at Mary. “I stick to anthro.”
“You’ve got cum on your face.”
“Anthro cum.”
“No.”
Joe wiped his face and licked his fingers.
