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ITT we pretend we're Americans.

Anonymous ID:w9LD1KL3 Tue 03 Oct 2017 11:09:55 No.2374689 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2374830 >>2374984 >>2375065 >>2375835 >>2376016 >>2376121 >>2377151 >>2379917

*pulls out gun*
*BLAM*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bH7ZdWew Tue 03 Oct 2017 11:11:13 No.2374694 Report

Quoted By: >>2374742 >>2379682

*claps*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZWFrvJdi Tue 03 Oct 2017 11:12:42 No.2374698 Report

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good thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w9LD1KL3 Tue 03 Oct 2017 11:22:57 No.2374742 Report

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>>2374694
>Wew

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MBnaRp7d Tue 03 Oct 2017 11:33:06 No.2374768 Report

Quoted By: >>2377822

Where are the burger? :DD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Yx/b74la Tue 03 Oct 2017 11:35:19 No.2374773 Report

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*gets shot*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:utGZUCEg Tue 03 Oct 2017 11:42:00 No.2374789 Report

Quoted By: >>2376473 >>2377767

is europe a country?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6p/cztsk Tue 03 Oct 2017 11:56:19 No.2374830 Report

Quoted By: >>2374949

>>2374689
this building can't be 600 years old, america didn't exist yet back then!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UkvNLs6P Tue 03 Oct 2017 11:59:54 No.2374842 Report

Quoted By: >>2374884

What in the sam hell do y'all mean y'aint don't serve bacon? I don't give a heck if this is a japonese or chinese or whateverese this restaurant is, I want my GOSH DARN BACON!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j3AjaDLG Tue 03 Oct 2017 12:08:44 No.2374884 Report

Quoted By: >>2377856 >>2377886

>>2374842
Jealous you can't indulge in the glory that is bacon?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XEzf3Bgm Tue 03 Oct 2017 12:08:48 No.2374886 Report

Quoted By: >>2374934

*PULLS OUT SHOT*
...
*GETS GUN*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XEzf3Bgm Tue 03 Oct 2017 12:10:23 No.2374934 Report

Quoted By: >>2376803

>>2374886
Damn, I'm not that good at pretending.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JKxubSJM Tue 03 Oct 2017 12:14:33 No.2374949 Report

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>>2374830
Very nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+2oDlEpI Tue 03 Oct 2017 12:17:43 No.2374970 Report

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>In Las Vegas
>OP's gun goes off
>oshit.jpg
>get trampled to death by fellow amerifats

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bB0DEguB Tue 03 Oct 2017 12:20:09 No.2374984 Report

Quoted By:

>>2374689
*5 minute walk to the store*
*Takes gas guzzling car*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j3AjaDLG Tue 03 Oct 2017 12:40:12 No.2375065 Report

Quoted By:

>>2374689
*tips*
Great post.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6f/+Rh6f Tue 03 Oct 2017 12:58:14 No.2375318 Report

Quoted By: >>2376703

*sets off fireworks in April.*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:C6RNXDRO Tue 03 Oct 2017 13:07:47 No.2375355 Report

Quoted By: >>2377367

>be nigger
>go to store
>point gun at clerk
>"GIMME YO WHITE ASS MONEY MOTHERFUCKER"
>retired navy seals veteran shoots me from behind
>police comes
>beats a random other nigger in the store
>ambulance takes me to the hospital
>charged 3,000 dollars for the ride, 1,500 for ER, 2,000 for medicine 4,570 for surgery
>dies
>nigger-lives-matter cause riots
>they injure 129 innocent people, loot 20,000 dollars worth of stuff
>all get arrested
>nigger-lives-matter starts another riot cuz didn't du nuffin

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BwlFcilk Tue 03 Oct 2017 14:06:22 No.2375835 Report

Quoted By:

>>2374689
>BLOW IT OUT YOU'R ASS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b3JLb4+W Tue 03 Oct 2017 14:12:20 No.2375882 Report

Quoted By: >>2376034

School shooter comes in
Class roars with laughter and claps
Black lives matter run in, screaming BLACK LIVES MATTER and overturning desks
Jewish professor tries to talk to them
Is shouted down
PTSD veteran glancing from side to side snaps his pencil, which causes security guard to rush in firing
Everyone claps again
School shooter shoots me
I forget to tip him
Shoots me again
A boomer rolls to the window on their scooter, wearing an American flag T-shirt
"Stand for the flag!"
I'm losing conciousness
Chad with elaborate haircut dunks gatorade on my head
"Oh my god chad" says one of the girls, annoyed but also giggling

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5ed4HxF Tue 03 Oct 2017 14:19:04 No.2375929 Report

Quoted By: >>2379288

>be american
>is from south
>can't read
>can't write
>fucks sister
>self identify as aryan
>fucks mom
>go to church
>fucks mom
>rapes a girl
>father is a lawyer
>safe from jail
>fucks sister

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TXwS/6oS Tue 03 Oct 2017 14:29:53 No.2376000 Report

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Hola mi amigo. Mi nombre es Jesús García y soy de México. Cruzé la frontera ilegalmente y ahora los estadounidenses ahora me están dando cosas gratis.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zhGjALAN Tue 03 Oct 2017 14:31:32 No.2376016 Report

Quoted By:

>>2374689
either:
>"Anyone who didn't vote for trump is a liberal cuck."

or:

>"If your white, you need to check your privilege. Hillary won the democratic vote."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gyeMG2zq Tue 03 Oct 2017 14:34:34 No.2376034 Report

Quoted By:

>>2375882
You forgot your meme arrows

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oKUgH/kX Tue 03 Oct 2017 14:44:47 No.2376121 Report

Quoted By: >>2376729

>>2374689
nah you wont get me
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEWPEW PEW
>pulls out Dickerson M3 weapon machine gun type
CKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKKCKCKCKCKCKKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKKCKCKCKCKKCKCKCKCKCKKCKCKCKCKCK
>gets into cover to get the bootleg Kakashnikov 45(b)anana
TROTROTROTROTOROTORTROTROTROTOROTOROROROTOTOOTOTROOTOROTOROTOROROTOOTTORTORTORTROTROTROTROTROTROTRO
>drops K45b and gets Maschinegewehr 34
>some european gets itt
PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
>me:gets shot
>death grips sound
"OW FUCK.. YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME.. BUT I KILLED MORE THAN 25 PEOPLE....."
>TACTICAL NUKE I N C O M I N G
>everyone gets blown up itt
>me:dies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h/vHUQKJ Tue 03 Oct 2017 15:01:52 No.2376473 Report

Quoted By:

>>2374789
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fmK7z/qt Tue 03 Oct 2017 15:29:07 No.2376630 Report

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>be American
>Get shot
>Blame it on other people not having guns to save you

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:APnz7PGL Tue 03 Oct 2017 15:31:50 No.2376639 Report

Quoted By: >>2376642

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Anonymous ID:APnz7PGL Tue 03 Oct 2017 15:32:25 No.2376642 Report

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>>2376639

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sD7MqAAf Tue 03 Oct 2017 15:46:34 No.2376703 Report

Quoted By:

>>2375318
underrated

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tiMHCGbm Tue 03 Oct 2017 15:47:43 No.2376710 Report

Quoted By: >>2376777

You guys just made this thread because you're jealous of us aren't you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oj+Joz0D Tue 03 Oct 2017 15:52:13 No.2376725 Report

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Lul blow it out your ass xd

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D4fPtxed Tue 03 Oct 2017 15:52:38 No.2376729 Report

Quoted By: >>2377751

>>2376121
how did you find out about the secret dickerson m3

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VsM5s0IM Tue 03 Oct 2017 16:01:46 No.2376777 Report

Quoted By: >>2376796 >>2376934

>>2376710
fuck you, if it wasn't for us singlehandedly saving all of the world all by ourselves in Europe without any assistance you would be talking German today.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tiMHCGbm Tue 03 Oct 2017 16:04:50 No.2376796 Report

Quoted By:

>>2376777
whatever, I can't hear you over the sound of freedom only my country has

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CkcVL9zU Tue 03 Oct 2017 16:05:55 No.2376803 Report

Quoted By:

>>2374934
No, that was good.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vjrXIUF3 Tue 03 Oct 2017 16:14:15 No.2376847 Report

Quoted By: >>2376872

I would enjoy these threads more if it wasn't mostly Mohammad and Abo posting.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BRokhtUY Tue 03 Oct 2017 16:14:55 No.2376851 Report

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>be American
>get shot in mass shooting
>try to crawl away from the shooter
>suddenly tackled by cop and put to the ground
>arm is twisted and totally fucked up by the cop
>STOP RESISTING
>bleed on the cop
>YOU ASKED FOR IT
>get shot
>wake up in hospital
>pay bills for cop, ambulance, doctor and shooter, including tips
>get some analgesics on the way home
>get robbed by some drug addict nigga
>try to clap at him with my only healthy hand but fail

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VsM5s0IM Tue 03 Oct 2017 16:18:04 No.2376872 Report

Quoted By:

>>2376847
it would also be more enjoyable if you would participate instead of whining about others posting.

fucking homo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cB2820Hz Tue 03 Oct 2017 16:27:39 No.2376934 Report

Quoted By:

>>2376777
Why are you using a dutch IP, Russia?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VViUMBMM Tue 03 Oct 2017 16:29:56 No.2376947 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FhUWj/z0 Tue 03 Oct 2017 16:30:13 No.2376949 Report

Quoted By:

p-please stop buli

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t1IFzMO+ Tue 03 Oct 2017 16:32:04 No.2376961 Report

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>be american
>wake up
>tip my alarm clock
>have healthy 3000calories burger breakfast
>gotta stay bulky
>drive 2 miles to work
>takes 4 hours
>have to walk the remaining mile
>get robbed by seven homeless niggers
>tip them
>finally arrive at work
>tip my boss for letting me flip burgers
>leave work 2 hours late
>gotta do overtime or i'll be replaced by juan
>go back to my car
>nigger stole it
>get shot on my way home

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kMXtdYs/ Tue 03 Oct 2017 17:04:18 No.2377151 Report

Quoted By:

>>2374689
funny post, my man. do you have a patreon or something, or where do i leave the tip?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t50oW/FF Tue 03 Oct 2017 17:22:56 No.2377244 Report

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*tips thread*
*gets shot*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Tbf9jmRv Tue 03 Oct 2017 17:47:10 No.2377367 Report

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>>2375355
>>charged 3,000 dollars for the ride, 1,500 for ER, 2,000 for medicine 4,570 for surgery
You vastly underestimate the cost of health care here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oKUgH/kX Tue 03 Oct 2017 18:39:44 No.2377751 Report

Quoted By:

>>2376729
nothing personal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u5kQ5bwH Tue 03 Oct 2017 18:42:19 No.2377767 Report

Quoted By:

>>2374789
Is Chilly cold?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UiOuMuCV Tue 03 Oct 2017 18:42:42 No.2377775 Report

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Anonymous ID:4AqDK31R Tue 03 Oct 2017 18:45:07 No.2377822 Report

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>>2374768
I hate when fat fucks fetch the motorized cart and just leave the thing outside to die when I'm working and have to oull in carts. Maybe I should stop working a highschool job.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:srWwuzVM Tue 03 Oct 2017 18:48:21 No.2377856 Report

Quoted By: >>2379331

>>2374884
He is an american

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+etLWFcC Tue 03 Oct 2017 18:51:43 No.2377886 Report

Quoted By:

>>2374884
Newfag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:djmTeqp9 Tue 03 Oct 2017 20:28:07 No.2378748 Report

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"Trump is an evil fascist, the police are fascist, the army is racist. Only the police and army should have the right to carry guns to prevent mass shootings"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6f/+Rh6f Tue 03 Oct 2017 21:30:30 No.2379288 Report

Quoted By:

>>2375929
I'm 99% sure you pulled this off of a filthy frank song.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YepoyqKx Tue 03 Oct 2017 21:33:09 No.2379331 Report

Quoted By:

>>2377856
In Saudi Arabia, where there is no bacon; only public executions.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6f+OeIIC Tue 03 Oct 2017 21:33:13 No.2379332 Report

Quoted By:

Braise god :DDD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Xo+Yt+0 Tue 03 Oct 2017 22:03:22 No.2379682 Report

Quoted By:

>>2374694
haha, yea, beat me to it by 7 hours lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4Xo+Yt+0 Tue 03 Oct 2017 22:04:35 No.2379689 Report

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>be american
>have education

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YepoyqKx Tue 03 Oct 2017 22:27:53 No.2379906 Report

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>be American
>get job
>get car
>get degree
>get wife
>get house
>get kids
>get old
>get retired
>get deaded
Not bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CrnG+EsD Tue 03 Oct 2017 22:29:21 No.2379917 Report

Quoted By:

>>2374689
*tips you*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oikE1UYC Tue 03 Oct 2017 22:29:25 No.2379919 Report

Quoted By:

fucking beaners

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