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Anonymous ID:M2XbPerL Tue 03 Oct 2017 11:14:32 No.2374703 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2374797 >>2374808 >>2375588 >>2376008

>be australian
>taking kangaroo for a walk
>abos boomerang me again

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Anonymous ID:BphLvCCf Tue 03 Oct 2017 11:30:59 No.2374763 Report

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I laffed

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Anonymous ID:KV5pX58m Tue 03 Oct 2017 11:40:59 No.2374786 Report

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>be burger
>decide to ride my mobility scooter
>get shot

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Anonymous ID:+rkaT88t Tue 03 Oct 2017 11:45:00 No.2374797 Report

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>>2374703
>be American
>decide to take my morbidly obese body for a walk
>get shot again

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Anonymous ID:u2Wk716S Tue 03 Oct 2017 11:49:12 No.2374808 Report

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>>2374703
≥be Hun
≥go forint a walk
≥gypsy Robs you

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Anonymous ID:OnQa8aOm Tue 03 Oct 2017 11:50:28 No.2374812 Report

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>be town tapist
>try rape someone
>some gopnik mom breaks my spaghetti hands
>get handed to the coppers

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Anonymous ID:4Mp3MAdv Tue 03 Oct 2017 11:55:47 No.2374827 Report

Quoted By: >>2375436

>be saudi
>take my cheetah for a drive in my gold lamborghini
>cops pull me over and arrest me for not making my cheetah wear a hijab because she's a female
>get both of my hands cut off the next morning

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Anonymous ID:g0L4Cpwc Tue 03 Oct 2017 13:23:18 No.2375436 Report

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>>2374827

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Anonymous ID:nwppRdzr Tue 03 Oct 2017 13:53:07 No.2375588 Report

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>>2374703
>Be American
>Go outside
>get run over by a mobility scooter, then shot

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Anonymous ID:D9bQJ3it Tue 03 Oct 2017 13:57:30 No.2375601 Report

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>be autralian
>go down to the shops to get some snags
>maggies wont stop swooping me
>kookaburras are laughing at me

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Anonymous ID:1kcTwKKM Tue 03 Oct 2017 13:59:56 No.2375802 Report

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>be serb
>be dumb, ignorant and a know-it-all
>get exploited by richman mcdollar to be more of a richman

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Anonymous ID:4jYT+yHe Tue 03 Oct 2017 14:00:44 No.2375809 Report

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>be swedish
>go to store for snus and filmjölk
>immigrants rob me again

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Anonymous ID:5F8oWuq3 Tue 03 Oct 2017 14:02:06 No.2375813 Report

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>be Canadian
>go for walk
>Filipino takes my job

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Anonymous ID:qlC2f1QE Tue 03 Oct 2017 14:09:41 No.2375858 Report

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>be norwegian
>Go to store for some rakfisk and lefse
>Get robbed by gipsy beggar

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Anonymous ID:koK2Fhdg Tue 03 Oct 2017 14:11:13 No.2375874 Report

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>Be Filipino
>abandons motherland
>becomes a wage slave to all existing countries

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Anonymous ID:Zxs0H8DK Tue 03 Oct 2017 14:19:33 No.2375934 Report

Quoted By: >>2376483

>Be Finn
>Go to store during winter to get some ruisleipä and coffee
>Freeze to death
>Before you die, a bear walks past you and calls you "ebin benis :--D"

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Anonymous ID:vQcRCNJ5 Tue 03 Oct 2017 14:23:03 No.2375957 Report

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>be canadian
>go for a walk
>return home to find my house has been taken over by chinks

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Anonymous ID:PCuyAXsX Tue 03 Oct 2017 14:23:07 No.2375958 Report

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>Be American
>Try and get outside
>Can't fit my morbidly obese body through door
>Die of cardiac arrest
>Get shot

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Anonymous ID:jGAgfg40 Tue 03 Oct 2017 14:30:33 No.2376008 Report

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>>2374703
>Be American
>Sudden 7/11 robbery
>Can't fit through the door in escape attempt
>Get shot

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Anonymous ID:J/WqcFMd Tue 03 Oct 2017 14:38:43 No.2376077 Report

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>be swedish
>go to the store for surströmming and brännvin
>avoid looking at beggar outside the store
>on the way back to my car get robbed and beaten by immigrants
>get to car and notice it's been burnt up

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Anonymous ID:xaIVq+iB Tue 03 Oct 2017 14:44:47 No.2376120 Report

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>be Spaniard
>go out for some paella
>get gored by bull

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Anonymous ID:OjOSJnbx Tue 03 Oct 2017 15:00:29 No.2376465 Report

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>be Hun
>go to store
>step out
>current gypsy overlord seizes all your stuff with his henchmen
>also mugs you
>go home and drink pálinka

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Anonymous ID:d02lDh8v Tue 03 Oct 2017 15:04:51 No.2376483 Report

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>>2375934
>before you die, a bear walks past you and calls you "ebin benis :--D"
Fuck you Binland, i spit my coffee at the screen!

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Anonymous ID:S49QhL7p Tue 03 Oct 2017 15:05:57 No.2376492 Report

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>be morbidly obese burger
>take my pitbull out for a walk
>get shot
>shooter gets bit

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Anonymous ID:Wc1HRqGW Tue 03 Oct 2017 15:17:16 No.2376556 Report

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>Be britbong
>Blown up by muslim
>"Izlum dindu nuffin"

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Anonymous ID:fTSZrcZx Tue 03 Oct 2017 17:22:56 No.2377245 Report

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>be Italian
>live with parents in your mid 30s

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Anonymous ID:MM4yHE4j Tue 03 Oct 2017 18:06:04 No.2377472 Report

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>Be Human
>See how shitty is your life
>Kill yourself

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