tlp edition
>FTL NEWS: -- Cryokeen is FELTED on both /bant/ and /tv/!
-- Luke from season 3 stars in Renaissance Men episode 2!
https://gofile.io/d/dzFjy7 -- Jon lost money betting on Andrew Tate!
-- Brookiebabe is vying for mints' attention instead of raising her kid!
-- Nifty, Jean, and Leah Blacksmith are featured in an Extreme Peace skit uploaded on youtube!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIKATO0H-ek [Embed]
-- House 3 was SOLD this week!
-- Claire Shadi and Abi are all friends again chat! (wait nvm they're fighting again chat)
-- Cryokeen's new name is CRYINGKEEN (or cry-o keen) chat Tayleigh FELTED and MOOGLED him 2 years ago and he still can't get over it chat
-- Jincel wasted money on dumb idol girl conventions again chat
-- Leaks the LIAR is still pretending to be banned chat
-- Klaus and Abi have SUPPLE lips chat
-- Girls love the word "supple" chat
-- Peggy Khloe is REAL and will be imported to Klaus someday chat (it's lowkey predatory chat)
-- The last Taytriot cat killer is getting another neck hole for Christmas I think chat
-- AIBI's discord bf has BLOCKED shady from her Instagram chat (what the HECK chat?)
>Watch here: https://www.fishtank.live/ https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/ https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_1 https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/ https://x.com/fishtankislive previous
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BettyAnon
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I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
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claire podcast
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if abitch says claire has saggy tits and abi is a great friend of nina, then i am sure claire has more perky tits than nina, who has saggers (despite medium-small size)
Smokedope2016trapphone
Popped a rhino nd I'm feeling demonic
Anonymous
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
Anonymous
>>23788453 That's so messed up
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>>23788455 if i ever make a promise u best know im lying
Anonymous
do i need to explain to ic3 what guppies means or do you think they know
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>>23788447 KILL YOURSELVES FISHNIGGERS
GET OFF MY BOARD
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2 years ago from today JC was getting yelled at by Jimmy for being a CCP spy
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>>23788471 kek classic jimmster
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>>23788470 he looks like a nutcracker. but you would expect a higher teeth to gum ratio
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big shadia getting a bucket of chicken for christmas
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Connor Rush getting a standing ovation for his performance as Truck Driver (uncredited) at the NYFF premiere for Marty Supreme
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>>23788470 Remember when Sam cried on camera over Charlie and told everyone to buy guns?
Anonymous
>>23788457 angie isn’t though
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>>23788485 he's experimenting with hormones with no supervision, mood swings and extremes are part of it
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>>23788485 lowkirkenuinely crazy y’all
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>>23788456 someone get this guy outta here
Anonymous
>>23788488 >ywn snuggle with angie Anonymous
>>23788497 never feeling her grinding her ladyboner against my ass when i'm trying to sleep ugh
Anonymous
jesus angie we already had sex my hole needs rest and i work in 4 hours
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>>23788504 >>23788507 angie does not have a penis! But if she did it would probably be very small and would barely do any damage to your hole
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we hate cum eater don’t we folks
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Angie doesn't do butt stuff.
Anonymous
>>23788488 She usually doesn't wear one in general
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angie wears a diaper
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Anonymous
Im breaking up with you
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>>23788478 Imagine doordashing big shadia a bucket of chicken with all the fixings on Christmas day. Imagine the delight and surprise.
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>>23788539 Go clean the sink and apologize to your mother, Cryo. Start applying for jobs as well. Goodbye.
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ok picture this angie with an uncut 7 incher getting fucked and jerked off by dommy mommy letty w/ a strap
Anonymous
>>23788552 >Your honour, my client is a good woman and her ass is glorious. Anonymous
>>23788552 Would u sell one of ur kidneys for a week of fun with Alexis
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Anonymous
>>23788576 dutch "people" can assault me anytime and sell my flesh with no profit for me, they are weird freaks, they see poles as inferior race but their pp grows hard if they have a chance to sell organs from poles
one week "of fun" with her seems like too big of a mess to do it even if offered for free
Anonymous
>>23788580 Would u do it if u knew it was a legitimate offer no strings attached? Just one kidney and she's urs for the week.
Anonymous
>>23788586 okay, lets play the ball, what sort of fun do you mean?
Anonymous
>>23788594 That's up to u to decide. She's down for anything
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>>23788596 Even Mario Party DS multiplayer?
Last CryoKeen Post on 4chan Ever
Last CryoKeen Post on 4chan Ever ID:13ex2rTS Mon 22 Dec 2025 10:01:52 No. 23788601 Report Can you remove me from upcoming descriptions and stop talking about me or posting the pretend I don't exist. I'm trying to move on from this. Thanks. Bye.
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>>23788601 see you tomorrow
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>>23788599 Byeah. Camera Shy is the best minigame btw
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>>23788601 Goodbye Cryo i don't think ftl has long to go anyway
Anonymous
>>23788596 even with better english i wouldnt be very open for gay gonzo chat with other dude about what i would do with female that we both consider as "fuckmeat" (i am not really interested in her, yes she can look good sometimes and from certain angles, what we know from s3, but s3 showed that she is a bit repulsive looking on daily basis)
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>>23788610 I'm not making u confess ur esl sex fantasies, just wondering if you think she's worth a kidney. Also don't try acting like u weren't constantly horny posting about her like a week ago
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>>23788601 SEE YOU TOMORROW! :)
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ITS THE LITTLE SAINT NICK
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>>23788615 i am too cheap to pay 70$ for a hooker, or i dont see their bodies worth all this mess and whatever money
and you want me to trade something for a week of unknown activities with unknown balance of value and happiness?
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>Jincel active
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>>23788601 NECK HOLE guy is coming to take your disability checks away ૮ɦαƭ how do you respond without sounding felted ૮ɦαƭ?
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>>23788618 I was pontificating airsoftfatty the other day because I was worried about his weight loss after he found a sense of belonging amongst the negro rappers of Tennessee.
The weight loss, the nigger rapper arc, whatever happened there. I realized that if he does lose that weight he can still ply his trade as a freak for the nigger rappers with all his loose skin. He's gonna be ok.
Airsoftfatty is gonna be OK.
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>>23788555 I don't want to picture that ૮ɦαƭ
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requesting cryokeen filter list, also one for the ugly spic girl if there is one,
Anonymous
>>23788461 you need to explain to them what kind of things Jason does ૮ɦαƭ
Anonymous
>>23788470 looks like an even gayer version of C*le somehow ૮ɦαƭ
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>>23788471 she's still hates him for it too lol ૮ɦαƭ
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>>23788467 Fish N words own this board now ૮ɦαƭ
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>>23788640 He did look gay didn't he
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>>23788634 jason is up to some pretty sick things i think ૮ɦαƭ
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>good woman feet
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>>23788653 This Jason Berdick guy seems like a real dick ૮ɦαƭ
Anonymous
I want to kiss timothy penis so badly bros.......
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>>23788666 what does little fuckorklift certified mean ૮ɦαƭ and why is her last name penis ૮ɦαƭ this bit seems too "advanced" for me I think ૮ɦαƭ
Anonymous
>>23788676 yeah, i am not the best goy, i dont take part in as we call it,"mating dance" (industry)
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Summoning "manic" Peggy ૮ɦαƭ
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>>23788690 *little fuckerorklift
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>>23788704 a few weeks ago you were 6k in debt because of your need to pay hookers, you are a good goy
i am not a good goy
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cryo b like i know ur just a cat but i can make u feel like a woman
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>>23788690 Jenna is a good woman
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>burns tongue on hot coffee >"Mmmm!"
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>>23788724 she was before she lost her eyebrows I think ૮ɦαƭ
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>>23788715 Actually only about 200 of the 6k is hooker debt
Anonymous
>>23788717 are you in the christmas spirit, Peggy?
Anonymous
hi chat! my caffeine dependence is getting bad i need a monster
>>23788731 yes actually it always cheers me up i love watching movies and baking
Anonymous
>>23788729 >origin of -5,800$ is unknown thats a crazy work
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>>23788727 they’re just dyed and she still looks good
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>>23788744 Nah she lookin busted like she got blasted by a heat ray or some shiggy
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>>23788745 Merry Christmas one and all as well have an enjoyable time spend it with the family
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>>23788737 Most of that debt is idol related
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>>23788733 that's nice, me too, eating cookies and drinking fruit tea and watching christmas slop movies with the family. Just sucks that it's over soon
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>>23788756 deeply unattractive
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>>23788758 we don’t sign our posts here
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>>23788761 wrestling isn’t real
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>>23788765 stop breaking kayfabe
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>>23788762 i didn't know the raccoon wing tip eyeliner was back in style ૮ɦαƭ it reminds me of 2009 kind of ૮ɦαƭ
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>>23788733 I just pounded a coffee before clinic and now I kind of want to throw up ૮ɦαƭ
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>nah I ain't gonna puke *burns tongue* >Mmmmm!
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>>23788752 people like you shouldn't be allowed to own credit cards I think ૮ɦαƭ
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>>23788729 >smacks CC out of your hand Anonymous
Jincels can't be trusted with money ૮ɦαƭ they'll end up wasting it on pachinko and photo ops with girls that secretly hate them I think ૮ɦαƭ
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look at this felted dummy ૮ɦαƭ the whole time she was thinking in her head wow I hate this stinky guy ૮ɦαƭ he's not even Japanese and he looks like a pedophile ૮ɦαƭ
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>>23788835 >>23788837 Why does he hate himself so much chat? I feel like these are intentional self inflicted felting
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>>23788851 It's a cry for help I think ૮ɦαƭ he's clearly going through it ૮ɦαƭ most hapa males live a life of self loathing and identify confusion due to their mixed heritage ૮ɦαƭ
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>>23788849 >fell for the hapa males become chads in Asian countries meme Anonymous
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"White women don't fucking date Asian males, they never fucking date them at all."
"white women don't consider Asian males to be romantic partners even if they have money, education, and looks."
"Asian males don't exist to the white female population."
"white women dismiss Asian males outright."
"anything Asian looking when it comes to a man is like enduring a constant whupping for your entire life."
Kevin Kreider On Dating While Asian. Perspectives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAo_mZMIUgg Kevin Kreider: I am an Asian incel Tedtalk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEloVeiZaJg "All Asians are ugly and look the same."
"Asian people are the ugliest people on earth."
"Asian-ness is a NET NEGATIVE!"
"HAPAS ARE ALL INCELS!"
"WOMEN EN-MASSE ARE SAYING ASIAN MEN ARE GENETIC SHIT!"
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>Hapa males have the worst of both worlds. They will never be accepted as equals in white society, and they will never be accepted as Asian either. The best they can hope for is being some jester kept around by real people, most likely they will be rejected by soiciety and die alone. Male hapa = it’s over
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i rlly enjoy your conquest against jin klaus lol
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>>23788880 then you are a faggot
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>>23788880 >>23788883 it's a good bit I think ૮ɦαƭ
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what disgusts me about jin is his complete apathy to the world in the truest sense. he genuinely does not care that he contributes nothing to it, he just likes drinking and going to the arcade and porn and watching idol shows and he does not feel an ounce of shame that comes out in his character. the reason he was never a real cole replacement was because cole is driven by shame, cole hates himself so much for being a loser and his attempts to overcome it were always admirable and impassioned
hummusguy
>>23788891 THAT'S WHY HE'S THE GOAT
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>>23788891 yeah they're both pretty felted but C*le was more entertaining on the show I think ૮ɦαƭ the way he immediately hated Brian for being the "tall guy" and height moggling him was a good bit ૮ɦαƭ
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https://voca.ro/1dtHPM3sqYaO New fishtank podcast just dropped
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>>23788898 it was really funny how many times he slipped and admitted this
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the new dice captcha is crazy y'all
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>>23788900 >ancient discord letty >J*sie looking more gormless and vacant behind her eyes than usual crazy work ૮ɦαƭ
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>>23788907 I don't have that one yet ૮ɦαƭ
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>>23788911 it's so obtuse it might actually filter a few undesirables
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>>23788913 it's just counting are u silly. all the new captchas are less annoying than the sliding letters
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they should keep adding random shapes and stuff ૮ɦαƭ I like the moon and stars ones best I think ૮ɦαƭ
hummusguy
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>>23788916 you want me to count the numbers on 6 dice 3 times?
pass, i'll just guess
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what the heck is this ghetto Brazilian building ૮ɦαƭ
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>>23788601 See you next week, crybaby bitch
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>>23788899 >that section about angie based
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>>23788929 we hate crying keen don’t we folks
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>>23788900 Burt, Jon and Tayleigh are part of "never going on the show again because they shit talk Jet a lot" gang.
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>>23788899 lol this is a good bit ૮ɦαƭ Peggy and I are going to do this format for real next time she's "manic" I think ૮ɦαƭ just covering random bullshit that happens in the threads ૮ɦαƭ
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>>23788936 Yes. He makes us all look bad when he belongs with the shit eater site chatters
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>>23788891 >>23788893 Best contestant to ever do it.
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simply having a wonderful christmas time
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>>23788937 Tayleigh talks shit about Jet now ૮ɦαƭ?
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>>23788929 >>23788936 >>23788946 I wonder if neck hole guy will actually get cry-O's disability benefits taken away ૮ɦαƭ that would be crazy work ૮ɦαƭ
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>>23788957 Would be nice. Theres zero reason tax dollars should to his weed beer and games money
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>>23788937 What did Tayleigh say about Jet?
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>>23788936 crack rock, crack rock
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>>23788900 No shadabiclaire no watchy
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>>23788601 Cryo running scared from cat killer
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>>23788963 she felted you ૮ɦαƭ
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>>23788943 I would listen to that
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>>23788900 So s4 is not canyon at all?
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this was a good show for chadlennials I think ૮ɦαƭ i remember watching it after i got home from school as a guppy ૮ɦαƭ
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>>23788891 He is ruled by hedonistic desires
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>>23788943 We need this in our lives chat
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>>23788976 Animorphs taught me that black ladys can be whatever they want to be
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>>23788982 >animorphs That's what's up ૮ɦαƭ
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>>23788447 She has a pre time skip one piece build in this pic
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>>23788988 Tired of hearing about faggot anime shit
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>>23788993 Nigga watchin the gay gossip show
Talmbout not wanting gay shit
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I’ve not been here in three months what’s the one thing I should know about that has happened in that time?
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Stop talking shit about cryokeen
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Nugget biscuit nugget in a biscuit dip it all in mashed potatoes
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there’s a HUGE box under the christmas tree with my name on it, hope shadi’s inside
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>>23789028 is the box the size of a small car? if not, that's not her
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>>23788899 Not their best work. They should be able to recognize and analyze the reference behind "low-key predatory" turkeys
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>>23788601 Cryokeen has such a strong vacant look in his selfies. Like he gives off an impression that there's zero activity going on in there. Most farm animals don't look this docile.
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lowkirkenuinely predatory turkeys
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>>23789028 She cant fit under a tree
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>>23789046 Do you think he really has autism? I don’t. Just what happens when you stare at a screen for 40 years all day.
I love cryo as a brother, but because I love him I must let him go
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>>23789055 The only thing wrong with him is laziness, he milks Washington's generous welfare state just like he milks his own mother. He's just a useless layabout enabled by his own family.
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>>23788988 these guys look pretty cool
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We are pledging our emotional support to Jimmy.
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>>23789065 wtf is this guy's problem
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>>23789065 Whats he worried about? He has had sex with 53 women
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hey hey
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>>23788996 Fishtank has nothing to do with "gossip" and anime sucks
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>>23789088 >Fishtank has nothing to do with "gossip" Ftl is nothing but gay gossip
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>>23789060 Cryo is pretty obviously a troubled soul and would never be able to keep a job on account of he's retarded though.
Taking care of the retarded and poor, impoverished lunatics etc is the Christian way. If America is truly to RETVRN its Christian roots cryo must be cherished and taken care of financially, both.
Non negotiable. Care for Cryo or you're going to hell. That's coming down from upstairs
Anonymous
>>23788993 >>23789088 interesting how these groyper cretins start crawling out of the woodwork as soon as their fag daddy Fuentes starts countersignaling anime
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one kidney you say?
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>>23789094 >chest progress Anonymous
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>>23789096 I bet you're on welfare too
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When you deprive cryo of his vape pen and his clay money you deprive yourself of salvation in the name of Jesus Christ by power of the holy spirit
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>>23789028 Mommy Shadi Claus could easily fit under a tree. Laying down she’s only like the size of bean bag chair. So cuddly and comfy. I wanna take a nap sucking Shadi’s tits FOREVER
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>>23789088 anime website you're more than free to fuck off to reddit or twitter
>Fishtank has nothing to do with "gossip" oh no wait its retarded
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>>23789094 >>23789136 I said Fishtank, not /ftl/, illiterate ESL retards
>>23789097 I don't watch Nick Fuentes and I didn't say anything related to groypers but anime sucks baboon dick and you're literally a worthless faggot if you're offended by that (correct) opinion
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>>23789149 Bitter grouchy homofag nobody gives a shit what you're opinion is
Cryokeen will be on Season 5 of Fishtank
Cryokeen will be on Season 5 of Fishtank ID:b8BRBKaR Mon 22 Dec 2025 17:53:48 No. 23789174 Report Quoted By:
COME BACK CRYO
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Found wagie in the wild
>>>/v/729087295 Anonymous
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>>23789184 good its officially no longer canon
Anonymous
Is this how you faggots spend your holidays? Shitting and cooming over random people going on wacky escapades in a cramped apartment rented out by a man who fucks and clobbers literal teenagers?
Anonymous
>>23789187 >biggest season >biggest investment >biggest money return >biggest profits >one of the most memorable contestants >none of girls spread holes for jet >after house being sold they have money for next investments oh yeah, very "not canon"
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>>23789189 "All men glory in transgression" Kellhus has told her, "for all men gloried in power; and no power is more basic than the violation of another's body or desire"
Anonymous
>>23789191 S3 was garbage, worst contestants of the entire series, the gayest season (Burt jerking off every day--wow!), and an example of what happens when you give Jet too much money
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>>23789189 >wacky escapades when has this been happening?
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>>23789206 Fuck off tj simp s3 was great. Its 100% the wigger's fault for not utilizing the cast anf focusing solely on burt.
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>>23789191 you liking it means its shit, I hope you realize that
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>>23789207 You arent invited
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bro said clobbers
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>>23789214 neither have you apparently
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>>23789209 >monkey tard >post-wall prostitute >annoying midget >single mom >gay nigger >another gay nigger >yet another faggot, a fan of the show >street shitter >mute cholo >an underage girl >a mystery meat libtarded orphan >guy kicked off of Big Brother for saying the niggerword S3 was GARBAGE
Anonymous
>>23789222 S1 had literally no one but jon interesting
S2 had cole and he left in a week
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>>23789223 Almost like the show was never good and everyone was just excited by the potential.
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>>23789224 Nah I explained this while season 4 was going on and I'm pretty sure it was the reason they brought Letty on but season 1 was definitely carried by the Letty v Josie simp war and it made it actually exciting to watch.
Everyone wanted to see Letty lose because she was such a giant feminist bitch. First two weeks of season 3 was the best the show has ever been technically wise. It was a lot of fun and I remember we we're all keking pretty hard in the threads. Season 4 also had some great moments tho like Milk Couch, Rachel bits, Super bed, Freddy crash outs
Anonymous
>>23789224 Fishtank season potential is always squandered under the pressure to milk paypigs for as much money as possible from the stupidest shit as possible. Endless streams of low quality tts and sound effects totally ruin the vibe and make it unwatchable. That’s why the best part of every season is usually the beginning when they don’t allow as tts to come through and sam limits jets on screen time
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>>23789234 >Endless streams of low quality tts and sound effects totally ruin the vibe and make it unwatchable. I wouldn't mind if they didn't have tts at all in s5 if it happens
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>>23789223 letty was more interesting
