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>be me like 6
>parents think i'm autistic and mentally retarded
>didn't learn to speak until i was like 4
>went outside in the snow wearing only a shirt and underwear in the dead of winter once
>always mumble my words so everything i say is incoherent
>can barely write and when I do, it too is incoherent
>lick the corner of the floor where two walls meet every so often
>ate half a slab of butter on its own, after that mum started hiding the butter
>scream for no reason
>express happiness by jumping up and down
>when my parents were getting married, i got so excited that I jumped up and down in the elevator and it broke down
>be me like 7 at this point
>mumbling my usual incoherence
>parents make me do a bunch of tests
>didn't understand why i had to do them, but it was ez pez
>also they get divorced
>feeling sad, but I finally start making friends at school
>mum remarries
>fast forward 11 years
>have two families, both loaded as fuck
>autism meant school was ez pez no sweat
>applied to ivy league
>parents gave me 150000 dollars and paid for my tuition cause top 0.1%
>life on easy mode
>realize all of the good things started coming after I turned 7
>i must've accidentally activated a cheat code at that time with my chanting
>try to remember what it was that i said
>ponder about it for a couple of days
>suddenly remember the moment when i had a hallucination of some green words appearing on the bottom left of my vision
>didn't speak english at the time so didn't know what they read
>using my photographic memory, I read it for the first time
>the bottom line says
>'cheat activated'
>the top line contained the cheat code, which read
>'if you don't reply to this post, your mother will die in her sleep tonight. reading this text negates all immunities'
>be me like 6
>parents think i'm autistic and mentally retarded
>didn't learn to speak until i was like 4
>went outside in the snow wearing only a shirt and underwear in the dead of winter once
>always mumble my words so everything i say is incoherent
>can barely write and when I do, it too is incoherent
>lick the corner of the floor where two walls meet every so often
>ate half a slab of butter on its own, after that mum started hiding the butter
>scream for no reason
>express happiness by jumping up and down
>when my parents were getting married, i got so excited that I jumped up and down in the elevator and it broke down
>be me like 7 at this point
>mumbling my usual incoherence
>parents make me do a bunch of tests
>didn't understand why i had to do them, but it was ez pez
>also they get divorced
>feeling sad, but I finally start making friends at school
>mum remarries
>fast forward 11 years
>have two families, both loaded as fuck
>autism meant school was ez pez no sweat
>applied to ivy league
>parents gave me 150000 dollars and paid for my tuition cause top 0.1%
>life on easy mode
>realize all of the good things started coming after I turned 7
>i must've accidentally activated a cheat code at that time with my chanting
>try to remember what it was that i said
>ponder about it for a couple of days
>suddenly remember the moment when i had a hallucination of some green words appearing on the bottom left of my vision
>didn't speak english at the time so didn't know what they read
>using my photographic memory, I read it for the first time
>the bottom line says
>'cheat activated'
>the top line contained the cheat code, which read
>'if you don't reply to this post, your mother will die in her sleep tonight. reading this text negates all immunities'
