Ahh nothing gets the Christmas spirit going more than living in an upper middle class, white, Christian neighborhood. One where you wave to your neighbors and say “hi” even if you don’t know them that well. One where you can leave expensive decorations on the lawn and nobody will steal them. One where the next day neighbors will share the leftovers with each other from the night before and the children will roam the streets fearlessly as they show off their new toys. A neighborhood that doesn’t have or need an HOA because everyone is mindful of their neighbors and respect property boundaries without being bullied into it. Miles away from basketball americans and McMiniMansion pajeets.

Merry Christmas, /bant/! I hope all is well for yours as well.