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Anonymous ID:4advrw+8 Sun 28 Dec 2025 02:48:08 No.23810187 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>23810198 >>23810242 >>23811058 >>23811084 >>23811543

a bunch of my family decided to do a 23&me right before christmas and we discovered that one of my cousins is illegitimate and not actually related to us. certainly made the season memorable!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B82JgFZx Sun 28 Dec 2025 02:54:13 No.23810198 Report

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>>23810187
Ya these dna tests have uncovered that infidelity and having kids from affairs is a lot more common than people thought. It's fucked up a lot of families.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7MK4b2lY Sun 28 Dec 2025 03:01:43 No.23810212 Report

Quoted By: >>23810219

What is that man eating

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4advrw+8 Sun 28 Dec 2025 03:04:40 No.23810219 Report

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>>23810212
pepcorn

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBXy5xEZ Sun 28 Dec 2025 03:05:12 No.23810221 Report

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stupid fucking faggot company

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7BIrlg8E Sun 28 Dec 2025 03:16:05 No.23810242 Report

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>>23810187
Dang that’s brutal, how did your family react?

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Anonymous ID:6vdzWyxE Sun 28 Dec 2025 03:16:16 No.23810243 Report

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lololola get cloned ggs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4advrw+8 Sun 28 Dec 2025 03:20:43 No.23810251 Report

Quoted By: >>23810262 >>23811071 >>23811543

>>23810242
The cousin is a wreck as you might imagine. Her dad is pissed. Her parents have been divorced for a few years so it's not the drama bomb it might have been if they were still together.
Mostly people just tried to let her know that she's still part of the family no matter what happens but yeah a lot of people giving side-eye and whispering about the mom being a ho.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBXy5xEZ Sun 28 Dec 2025 03:23:50 No.23810262 Report

Quoted By: >>23810265

>>23810251
>but yeah a lot of people giving side-eye and whispering about the mom being a ho.
gotta fragment your family & be passive aggressive as much as possible, just like in all those TV shows
there's never been a better time to implode ur family over tihs petty shit than right now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4advrw+8 Sun 28 Dec 2025 03:25:26 No.23810265 Report

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>>23810262
>there's never been a better time to implode ur family over tihs petty shit than right now
how do you figure, and why on earth would I wanna do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBXy5xEZ Sun 28 Dec 2025 03:28:05 No.23810270 Report

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>>23810265
i don't mean you specifically
it's just a horrible pattern, middle class people imploding their family for the most petty reasons & then suffering terrible fates/exploitation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBXy5xEZ Sun 28 Dec 2025 03:28:58 No.23810273 Report

Quoted By: >>23810285 >>23811342

this blight & side-eying & tension never would've existed if some faggot company hadn't spoken their words, you see what i mean?
it doesn't change the past or anything any of you have gone through, or the fact that you all share the same interests

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4advrw+8 Sun 28 Dec 2025 03:31:39 No.23810285 Report

Quoted By: >>23810290

>>23810273
I think the fault lies with the people who can't behave honestly with their loved ones, not with the company exposing it

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Anonymous ID:vBXy5xEZ Sun 28 Dec 2025 03:33:25 No.23810290 Report

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>>23810285

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Anonymous ID:vBXy5xEZ Sun 28 Dec 2025 03:33:57 No.23810292 Report

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maybe humans really ARE cattle, i'm not sure

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBXy5xEZ Sun 28 Dec 2025 03:34:27 No.23810293 Report

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maybe i just suck at writing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ex5xxh2Q Sun 28 Dec 2025 03:34:57 No.23810295 Report

Quoted By: >>23810308

Who's the father tho

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Anonymous ID:4advrw+8 Sun 28 Dec 2025 03:39:59 No.23810308 Report

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>>23810295
We dunno yet. Cousin's mom is on a trip (she wasn't with us at Xmas because she and my uncle are divorced) so afaik there's been no attempt at explanation yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBXy5xEZ Sun 28 Dec 2025 03:43:53 No.23810317 Report

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straight to hell

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0pOF7Ms3 Sun 28 Dec 2025 08:57:01 No.23811058 Report

Quoted By: >>23811062 >>23811394

>>23810187
>family decided to do a 23&me
such tests have two possible outcomes:
1. ancestry surprises no one
2. ancestry surprises someone
and that surprise is never good because all it can reveal is infidelity and/or incest.
>right before christmas
what troll came up with the idea of subjecting your family to this, at this time?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBXy5xEZ Sun 28 Dec 2025 08:58:12 No.23811062 Report

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>>23811058
>what troll came up with the idea of subjecting your family to this, at this time?
if only you knew how bad things really are

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0pOF7Ms3 Sun 28 Dec 2025 09:05:48 No.23811071 Report

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>>23810251
IS she still part of the family, genetically?
is her mother part of the family, or is the cucked father?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0wpSDGSh Sun 28 Dec 2025 09:12:45 No.23811084 Report

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>>23810187
why do retarded goycattle always do retarded cataclysmic shit like that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aGKbzRR3 Sun 28 Dec 2025 09:16:37 No.23811095 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UreRv_OsUeY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBXy5xEZ Sun 28 Dec 2025 09:17:18 No.23811096 Report

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awful thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBXy5xEZ Sun 28 Dec 2025 09:17:49 No.23811097 Report

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i just want to go back to 2013

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kPK0dF0v Sun 28 Dec 2025 12:06:20 No.23811342 Report

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>>23810273
cringe and bluepilled

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mbKKLlHy Sun 28 Dec 2025 13:03:10 No.23811394 Report

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>>23811058
It's not just ancestry, they can also check for diseases or find lost family members

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Anonymous ID:9k4FPYRs Sun 28 Dec 2025 15:39:57 No.23811543 Report

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>>23810187
>one of my cousins is illegitimate
>>23810251
>Her
that means if you like her enough you can fuck her and your kids wont get habsburg chin
you need to see the positives within the negatives

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