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> particular jurisdiction in my truckable truck
>two giant mechanical spiders inside my body working together.
>one wants to build a web
>the other one needs more oil to work
>pressing down a sear on my hot patties
>get the idea to use my burgers grease on spider #
>suddenly depenised via greco-russo gorilla attack
>penile artery stretched to the breaking
>entire life of my penis plays out like a movie
>being born and circumcised
>tip chafing against inside of clothes
>can't soothe penis chafe in public by grabbing it because that's rude
>crafted several potions to fix penis issues
>jacked off to Katy Perry music the first time I ever jacked it, and recorded it with my mom's phone
>couldn't figure out how to delete it so I just left it on there
>since then probably jacked it in at least 100 unique and spytrutcheon locations m, including government buildings
>and this is what pretty much everyone does when they decide to be a *heart palpitates* Trucker.
>two giant mechanical spiders inside my body working together.
>one wants to build a web
>the other one needs more oil to work
>pressing down a sear on my hot patties
>get the idea to use my burgers grease on spider #
>suddenly depenised via greco-russo gorilla attack
>penile artery stretched to the breaking
>entire life of my penis plays out like a movie
>being born and circumcised
>tip chafing against inside of clothes
>can't soothe penis chafe in public by grabbing it because that's rude
>crafted several potions to fix penis issues
>jacked off to Katy Perry music the first time I ever jacked it, and recorded it with my mom's phone
>couldn't figure out how to delete it so I just left it on there
>since then probably jacked it in at least 100 unique and spytrutcheon locations m, including government buildings
>and this is what pretty much everyone does when they decide to be a *heart palpitates* Trucker.
