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Bringing an escort to an office party?

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Has anyone else done this? Did it also completely change your working dynamics?

I am an ugly/short man working a wage cuck office job that's 90% women. As you can guess I am treated poorly and like a creep/weirdo. Doesn't help that I'm shy and introverted.

Getting real tired of this shit and decide to finally do something. There was a Christmas office party and I brought a high end escort with me. Basically paying her to be my gf and gloat about me to ppl at office.

She did great, bragged about my accomplishments, wants kids with me, how popular I am, how she fell for my strong-silent type personality etc...night ended nicely

Next time I went to work it was a complete 180 from everyone. The ladies are a lot nicer, joke around, smile at me and say hellos/byes now.

Went from being office outcast to being invited to an NYEve party, a birthday party and asking me to sit with their groups during lunch.

I guess people don't want to associate with loners. If they think you're a loser then they will treat you as such till proven otherwise. The easiest way to shed that image and provide social validation is literally just show up with a girl.

If the girl is normal and she looks like she sees something in you then that is enough for them to trust you and feel comfortable around you. You will go from zero to hero overnight, I guarantee it. It literally changed the entire dynamic in my department.

If you don't have an excuse like a party coming up then make one. Pretend you forgot your lunch and have her bring it to you at the office with a big kiss or if its your birthday hire one to bring you a small gift and sing hbd in front of your coworkers.

Basically as long as you never actually did anything weird and people just assume you're a creep/loner because of how you look then all you have to do is be seen in public with a normal girl to completely change everything.