>>23841342And for part 2 of our special awards!
Continuing on, we have the Least Likely to Turn Their Life Around!
It's the flip of our last category!.
Our nominees: SittingInJail; Oubliettes; RejectCynicism
Our winner with 60% of the vote: Oubliettes!
Will he go to rehab and kick his crippling alcohol addiction that is actively killing him? Will he get out from under the thumb of his parents? Will he log off and exhibit ownership and agency over his own life as a man that’s pushing 40 years old? We don’t think so!
Our next category is Biggest Gooner!
Who is basically thinking about cranking their shit 100% of the time?
The nominees: CharlieCastle; Jossenheimer; Knoswal; RandomFrog; RejectCynicism; TrolulDSP
The winner, capturing 50% of the vote: Jossenheimer
Was it the constant feet pics? Or maybe it was the daily pics of Binx or Abi with the salient commentary of “pretty” attached. Realistically, it was probably being outed as a groomer that did it. In any case, he’s our winner this year!
Next is Most Desperate.
Who is basically always begging for attention?
Our nominees: Chains; CharlieCastle; SittingInJail; Oubliettes; RejectCynicism; Sharkpunch; TrolulDSP
The winner: CharlieCastle, capturing 70% of the vote!
The begging for zoo trips, the instant transmission into any and all chats Binx might be in, the claims of bullying, and, most importantly, the pretty incredible attempts to manipulate and gaslight people. We see you, Charlie! Enjoy your prize and keep it up!
Our penultimate category is The Greatest Escape
Who seemed to be pretty deep into it and was able to break free?
The nominees: Chains; RossDixonEllis; Ungern.
Capturing 70% of the vote, our winner: RossDixonEllis!
You really can’t deny it. Ross went from a simp sending money and gifts, eager to go to meet ups, to appearing only rarely simply to mog. Good job, buddy! Live your best life!
Stick around for our GRAND FINALE!
