War on day care. War on South America. War on Minnesota. War on Russia. War on Catholics. War on China. War on Scandinavia. War on nurses. War on IKEA sharks. War on journalists. War on Venezuela. War on Iran. War on ISIS. War on Africa. War on books. War on woke. War on woke right. War on antisemitism. War on non whites. War on whites. War on neo liberals. War on neo conservatives. War on neo colonial NATO world order. War on voodoo children. War on 40 year old men with the Jack Skellington slippers. War in the jungle. War in the tundra. War in the deep sea. War on the deep state. War in outer space. War on India. War on BRICS. War on southeast Asian bot farms. War on data centers. War on LLMs. War with Tolkien trademark Palantir Anduril Sauron cyber eyes. War on Tesla. War for lithium ion batteries. War on kings. War on millennials. War on zoomers. War on boomers. War on the blues. War on brothels. War on ANTIFA. Console wars, and so on.