I dont have friends…I need to make new friends soon or else I will perish due to adulation-dehydration. Rn i have free time aside from self-studies and the occasional errand, therefore, I wont be interracting with ppl much until the upcoming season.

Who wants to be my substitute ser—I mean friend? You should feel honoured in me choosing you /bant/, that means I hold you in some regard (to my dismay).

>non sequitur question
what is your current mood?

>your fortune
THERE IS NONE BECAUSE THIS BOARD SUCKS!!!! /b/ FUCKING HAS FORTUNES!!!!

ADD FORTUNES KUDA-EYES!!!!!!