>>2387106start using twitter to see how it works then find some mom and pop business like a bakery or something which you've verified does not have any social media presence and offer to run a twitter account on their behalf for a month.
have them put up a sign in the window with their twitter account.
send out tweets referencing normie memes while shilling some product or service the business offers.
make sassy tweets about competitors like the Wendy's twitter account.
presumably at least a few milennials will check out the store's twitter out of curiosity or boredom. if you entertain them enough they'll tell their friends to follow.
not saying this is an iron-clad plan for success, it's just a daydream that might be a longshot but at least plays to your strengths (posting on the internet)
at the end of the month hopefully they'll either want to become a paying client or at least be a good reference. if you've amassed some number of followers for the account that's a nice concrete number to put on a resume.
