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>Morty walks into garage.
>Sees Pickle Rick.
>"Hey *burp* Morty, I *squelch* need your help Morty".
>"With uh what um rick?"
>"Morty, *burp* I need you pick me up *wheeze* and shove me WAY up your butt".
>"Ahh jeez rick uh why um do I ohh have to uh do that"?
>"It's for *squelch* science Morty, Just don't *burp* think about it Morty".
>"okay uh Rick ohh whatever um you say".
>Morty then slowly pushes Pickle Rick into his tight boyhole.
>He moans as Ricks vinegar lubes up his asshole, and digs further and further.
>"Okay Morty *burp* are you ready for the *wheeze* experiment Morty?"
>"yeah uh okay um i'm ohh ready Rick".
>"Okay here we go, I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK.
>Ricks yell is so loud it creates a sonic boom.
>the sound waves hit Morty's prostate and he immediately begins to orgasm.
>His boyhole tightens and begins to crush Rick.
>He screams as morty's ass destroys Pickle Rick.

Legends say if you stand behind Morty you can still smell the vinegar.