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>>23890917
I miss the 2000s when it seemed everyone was starting to get along. Was it really that comfy on earth or am I suffering from an acute case of the rose tinted spectacles?

>>23890918
I imagine if the EU could form a good centralised command structure, taking that big ole island could prove to be really difficult.

>>23890920
I'm getting flipflop flag fatigue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 22:57:52 No.23890924 Report

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>>23890919
Iceland is also part of North America

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 22:58:14 No.23890925 Report

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>>23890924
Can I be part of North America?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:00:58 No.23890926 Report

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>>23890905
You do remember how Hoth ended, right?
>>23890912
No. We can't even manage what we already have.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:03:49 No.23890927 Report

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>>23890922
Why is Iceland European if Canada is not? It's also closer to North America than Europe.

>>23890923
Don't even insult my flip flops ever again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:04:29 No.23890928 Report

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>>23890926
I don't want Croatia to be a US state, I just want us to be part of the continent. But please not near mexico.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:05:30 No.23890929 Report

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>>23890927
I was referring to Havaianas, you monkey.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:06:17 No.23890930 Report

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>the EU is only sending like 30 troops for Operation "Arctic Endurance"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:08:32 No.23890931 Report

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>>23890914
>turns you into red mist

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:10:47 No.23890932 Report

Quoted By: >>23890934

>My paradise, my continent, my America

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:11:00 No.23890933 Report

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>>23890931
>blackhawks your down (2001)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:11:19 No.23890934 Report

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>>23890932

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:12:49 No.23890935 Report

Quoted By: >>23890938

>>23890923
>I imagine if the EU could form a good centralised command structure, taking that big ole island could prove to be really difficult.
Good luck getting that to happen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:12:56 No.23890936 Report

Quoted By: >>23890937 >>23890961

>be me
>assigned to the Greenland trenches
>on the other side of No Fren's Land are the perfidious Europeans
>one morning we run out of ammunition
>throw snowballs instead
>Europeans throw snowballs back
>eventually inside one of the snowballs is a message
>"ur a mutt"
>we throw a snowball back
>"y r u brown?"
>more snowballs immediately follow
>at the end of the day we get out, charge the enemy trench, and build a snowman
>everyone has hot chocolate at the end of the day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:15:20 No.23890937 Report

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>>23890936
Comfy. Would build a snowman in No Fren's land with my Yankeefrens. No more fren wars.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:16:22 No.23890938 Report

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>>23890935
Esperantoniggas getting real excited as of late.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:17:25 No.23890939 Report

Quoted By: >>23890940 >>23890941

>>23890918
Would be interesting to see US fighting white people for once.

I do wonder if things go that bad what the meta strategy will be. Will US strike mainland denmark and the rest of NATO or will they just send an armada of ships to land on the ice desert and just shoot at anything that comes close to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:19:34 No.23890940 Report

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>>23890939
I imagine an invasion of denmark would be something akin to what happened in Venezuela. Naval blockade followed by a strike group hitting key objectives and securing the place until the main occupation force arrives. But we must remember:
>nothing ever happens
This time I really think it's true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:20:35 No.23890941 Report

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>>23890940
>>23890939
>denmark
I meant greenland.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:21:40 No.23890942 Report

Quoted By: >>23890944

>>23890902
>see news headlines reading "Europe deploys troops to Greenland"
>its just like 20 guys
kek me and the boys could conquer Greenland in a day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:25:20 No.23890943 Report

Quoted By: >>23890947

>>23890902
>Private you were selected to go to Greenland as our single reinforcement and shoot yourself in the head if the US takes over while ignoring you, so that we can larp our way into an unwinnable war with the most powerful military on earth to get attention and live out our Marxist martyr fantasies
If be mildly peeved can't lie.

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:25:34 No.23890944 Report

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>>23890942
Do you really want to fight croatian/european twinks?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:27:47 No.23890945 Report

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>>23890907

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:28:34 No.23890946 Report

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>>23890912
I forgot it was up there until everyone started yapping about it but I will gladly kill trillions of Europeans to lay my eyes and tread with my feet upon the holy Mount Fjellengrekkenboppenfluekengiantesspissenoutlavajberg
Don't try to stop me now I'm really serious!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:29:15 No.23890947 Report

Quoted By: >>23890952

>>23890943
Do you really think the EU couldn't ramp up production of military tech enough to rival you in a matter of years? Genuinely asking. I mean,
we do have the expertise and most cunts already made/make either tanks, ships, drones or planes. I imagine, were Europe to consolidate its efforts in this matter, that she would be successful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:29:35 No.23890948 Report

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>>23890923
I imagine if your mother had wheels she'd be a bike

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:30:26 No.23890949 Report

Quoted By: >>23890955 >>23890969

>>23890945
>why are they digging trenches the soil is too hard and frozen to even utilize
VWOOOOSH
BOOM

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:31:17 No.23890950 Report

Quoted By: >>23890953 >>23890957

people who think there will be a large military conflict, if any, involving greenland are trolling or stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:31:37 No.23890951 Report

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>>23890948
You speak as if there's no precedent to a unified european military action. Need I remind you of Operation Barbarossa?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:31:55 No.23890952 Report

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>>23890947
I don't think Europe is capable of anything in particular if I'm being very real with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:33:03 No.23890953 Report

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>>23890950
You'll be sorry when the bergs run red with the blood of the hypergreenish brother war
Well I guess they would more just freeze in place red

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:33:07 No.23890954 Report

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>>23890948
legendary phrase
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A-RfHC91Ewc&pp=ygUXaWYgbXkgbW90aGVyIGhhZCB3aGVlbHM%3D

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:33:29 No.23890955 Report

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>>23890949
There's no time to do comedy bits with this newfangled maneuverer warfare

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:33:47 No.23890956 Report

Quoted By: >>23890962 >>23890964

>>23890912
You are implying that it would even be a fight.
The USA would land some troops and the local "garrison" would surrender without firing a shot.
Nobody is going to die for Greenland. Not a single European is going to lay down their life for that chunk of ice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:34:07 No.23890957 Report

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>>23890950
Some people probably said the same about Danzig

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:36:09 No.23890958 Report

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>>23890902
Good luck lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:37:07 No.23890959 Report

Quoted By: >>23890965 >>23890967

>>23890923
>miss the 2000s when it seemed everyone was starting to get along

It really was. It's my opinion the world peaked in 2006

> Europe is still a good place, not many ngubus and no economic crisis yet
> US is doing its stuff in the Middle East but feels far away and at least I the first years it actually felt like they were fighting the bad guys
> Russia acting somewhat friendly
> China was just a distant place where my Gameboy was manufactured and people used chopsticks to eat rice

everything after that was a steady decline.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:37:31 No.23890960 Report

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>>23890912
>Implying there would be a fight
The moment the US flexes it's muscles Denmark and the EU will back down

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:38:32 No.23890961 Report

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>>23890936
Sovl

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:38:37 No.23890962 Report

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>>23890956
They will bayonet charge over a glacier cliff for the honor of Europa while the Navy is busy giving the locals yet more free shit 100 miles away, giving Europe the pretext to start the third and shortest yet world war, or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:39:03 No.23890963 Report

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>>23890907
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:39:41 No.23890964 Report

Quoted By: >>23890968

>>23890957
>How he felt after writing that

>>23890956
There's not a chance we'd just let you take it like that. I mean, I don't expect anything to come of this situation, but the least possible scenario is Europe bending over and getting railed without consequences. If we really are that weak (and I want to believe we aren't), that denmark taking the L would be the end of the union, unless we really turn out to be spineless pushovers on a national state level as well or use the humiliation to bolster our defiance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:40:10 No.23890965 Report

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>>23890959
The only thing that changed was you bought into the Michael Moore narrative and started worshipping terrorists and using the US as your strawmen for all of your domestic problems

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:41:05 No.23890966 Report

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>>23890958
I meant to type get, not got.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:42:06 No.23890967 Report

Quoted By: >>23890970 >>23890971

>>23890959
Am I retarded to unironically associate Bush with the good old times?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:43:37 No.23890968 Report

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>>23890964
The trick is to invest militarily before you need to, you know, back when other European countries would flip their wrist and much you for it and call you fascists like with us. If they're making resolutions to increase rather than cut military spending and "dear ally"ing you in went context, it's too late. If we actually wanted to fight or backstab you or anyone it would be over before you knew it.

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:44:14 No.23890969 Report

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>>23890949
The soil is would be so hard and frozen it would stop all the shrapnel

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:44:38 No.23890970 Report

Quoted By: >>23890974

>>23890967
You were retarded for ever hating him, you and almost everyone else, including Trump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:44:41 No.23890971 Report

Quoted By: >>23890974

>>23890967
Yes, the NSA started spying on people all over the world during his terms. Bush was a neocon puppet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:45:03 No.23890972 Report

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>>23890902
My face

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:49:23 No.23890973 Report

Quoted By: >>23890975

>>23890912
>Do americans actually want to fight for greenland?
it's cute you'd think it would be a fight yuropoor. Fuck Elon Musk could take over your impoverish nation in a weekend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:49:40 No.23890974 Report

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>>23890971
>>23890970
I guess it was just a nice time in my life when he was most present in media, so I associate him with my perceived goodness of the time the same way I do the (kek) Macarena.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:51:13 No.23890975 Report

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>>23890973
You think Elon Musk could beat up 4 million people?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jan 2026 23:59:12 No.23890976 Report

Quoted By: >>23890977

If we invade Greenland the Europeans will give us billions of dollars like they do to Russia

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 00:02:09 No.23890977 Report

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>>23890976
>-124 bn EUR
It's not like all that 311 billion is pure profit for the Russian federation.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 00:10:42 No.23890978 Report

Quoted By: >>23890987

I really think all Americans who even ironically act all "OH RAH" about this should be banned from voting. The Greenland stuff is so baffling and unjustifiable that its only happening to satisfy our utterly schizophrenic president and his followers of reddit manchildren who think the world is hoi4. American nationalism is the scourge on the Earth and has only lead to retarded decision upon retarded decision for the past 25 years.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 00:37:25 No.23890979 Report

Quoted By: >>23890980 >>23891002

>I really think all Americans who even ironically act all "OH RAH" about this should be banned from voting. The Greenland stuff is so baffling and unjustifiable that its only happening to satisfy our utterly schizophrenic president and his followers of reddit manchildren who think the world is hoi4. American nationalism is the scourge on the Earth and has only lead to retarded decision upon retarded decision for the past 25 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 00:45:51 No.23890980 Report

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>>23890979
Expected rebuttal

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 00:47:46 No.23890981 Report

Quoted By: >>23891002

>Expected rebuttal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 00:58:01 No.23890982 Report

Quoted By: >>23890983

>>23890912
Hell no. No American legitimately gives a rat's ass. It's somewhere between a meme and being contrarian because Europe is putting on a tough guy act about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 00:59:21 No.23890983 Report

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>>23890982
>sucking off a tough guy
NOOOOO, WE ARE JUST MOOOOONITOOOORING. IM MOOOONITOOOORING SO HARD NOW BROOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 01:01:36 No.23890984 Report

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>>23890946
>Mount Fjellengrekkenboppenfluekengiantesspissenoutlavajberg
otherwise known as hill 10.24

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 01:03:47 No.23890985 Report

Quoted By: >>23890986

I can't believe all of this is a masterplan by our great american allies to stir up Europeans and get them to raise military spending and fervour.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 01:08:14 No.23890986 Report

Quoted By: >>23890988

>>23890985
Kek. Imagine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 01:10:19 No.23890987 Report

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>>23890978
It’s all banter. Trump isn’t going to war over Greenland. It’s to distract his followers from shit like the Epstein files and to use as leverage in dealings with Europe.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 01:21:50 No.23890988 Report

Quoted By: >>23890989 >>23890993

>>23890986
I don't have to, it's all there. Our american friends would never ever betray us, surely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 01:25:13 No.23890989 Report

Quoted By: >>23890990

>>23890988
I wish I was spanish desu. Kino history and arhitecture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 01:27:44 No.23890990 Report

Quoted By: >>23890991

>>23890989
Just remove the shield from your flag and you can be dutch which is basically one historical mishap removed from white spanish.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 01:29:51 No.23890991 Report

Quoted By: >>23890994

>>23890990
I hate our current flag. We used to have kino flags before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 01:30:16 No.23890992 Report

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>>23890902
i need to defend zelonka

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 01:30:53 No.23890993 Report

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>>23890988
Somos hermanos, tu y yo. Odio a los judios tambien.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 01:33:16 No.23890994 Report

Quoted By: >>23890995 >>23890996

>>23890991
Just drop everything except for the white and red checkers desu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 01:35:09 No.23890995 Report

Quoted By: >>23890997

>>23890994
We could be finland desu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 01:36:52 No.23890996 Report

Quoted By: >>23890998 >>23891000

>>23890994
This Coat of Arms is prety nice. I don't think a full checky would work

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 01:37:02 No.23890997 Report

Quoted By: >>23891000

>>23890995
looks like shit like the flag you posted before also and the symbolism is retarded and gay
the only thing that symbolically screams HRRVATTSSKAAAAAA about the croatian flag is the checkers
It would stand out and be completely historically and culturally significant if it was just like this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 01:38:07 No.23890998 Report

Quoted By: >>23891000

>>23890996
The coat of arms is in essence just the checky, the tricolor is pan-slavic nonsense that detracts from it, it's not your national symbol
Also hang all fucking vexilolosoys from flag poles

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 01:44:33 No.23890999 Report

Quoted By: >>23891001

Looks pretty damn decent also
Hope you grow the balls to drop your panslavic colours sometime.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 01:45:45 No.23891000 Report

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>>23890997
We should have stayed a kingdom... fuckin' commies.... I will agree the first flag I posted isn't the great. You've changed my mind. The finland one is just a ww2 minister of defence personal standard.

>>23890998
Yeah, you're right.
>slavic tricolor
I hate it too. You can look up the official flag design proposals for our flag from the 90s on the wiki. They ALL sucked ass.

Picrel is my favourite piece of Croatian Vexilology. Still not great but I like the shape of the CoA. It's a civil ensign from the days of the monarchy.

Also >>23890996
this squigly gold stuff on top is actually a real thing. It's called the Pleter. We have it all over our stuff from the middle ages.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 01:47:01 No.23891001 Report

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>>23890999
I hope we grow the balls to start calling ourselves Goths again and stop with the slav larp and mystery meat brown appeasement.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jan 2026 01:48:40 No.23891002 Report

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>>23890979
>>23890981
(you)

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Anonymous ID:6zwr2otI Sat 17 Jan 2026 04:29:38 No.23891374 Report

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>>23890902

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