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part 1
>be me
>trying to fall asleep
>for some reason sleep just isn’t happening
>laying there for over an hour waiting for brain to shut the fuck up
>eyes closed, trying to hit that relaxed state
>suddenly
>BRIGHT AS FUCK
>open eyes
>it’s nighttime but somehow looks like daytime
>confused.jpg
>walk around the house to see what’s going on
>no lights on anywhere inside
>step out onto the deck
>see the moon
>moon is HUGEEEEE
>at least 500x bigger than it should be
>takes up a quarter of the night sky
>has weird orange/green sci-fi accent colors
>still moon colored but also not
>absolutely not normal
>standing on the deck
>redwood trees silhouetted in front of this massive glowing alien moon
>actually cinematic as fuck
>sci_fi_wallpaper.png
>notice the moon is moving
>horizontally
>FAST
>that’s not how moons work
>concerned_dog.jpg
>then out of nowhere
>the moon starts EXPLODING
>breaking apart into several huge chunks
>entire fucking moon detonating in the sky
>holy_shit.gif
>talking to my sister
>she’s freaking out
>“what the fuck is happening”
>valid_question.png
>look across the balcony into the distance
>see blinking red lights in the sky
>they form alien faces and symbols
>very obviously an invasion announcement
>oh_no.png
>panic
>run inside
>try to close doors and windows