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>be me
>average american
>wake up
>get shot by wife
>shoot her back in a loving gesture
>go downstairs to get ready to go to work
>get shot 3 times through window in crossfire of police shootouts
>go outside
>get shot by neighbor
>shoot him back in greetings
>get in car to drive to work
>get pulled over 7 times and shot by cops
>stop at mcdonalds for breakfast
>mcdonalds gets shot up
>decide to walk to work
>get shot in drive-by shootings 4 times
>get to work
>work is shot up 13 times while i'm there
>walk back home because car was stolen
>shot
>go inside house and go to bed
>shoot wife goodnight
An average day
>average american
>wake up
>get shot by wife
>shoot her back in a loving gesture
>go downstairs to get ready to go to work
>get shot 3 times through window in crossfire of police shootouts
>go outside
>get shot by neighbor
>shoot him back in greetings
>get in car to drive to work
>get pulled over 7 times and shot by cops
>stop at mcdonalds for breakfast
>mcdonalds gets shot up
>decide to walk to work
>get shot in drive-by shootings 4 times
>get to work
>work is shot up 13 times while i'm there
>walk back home because car was stolen
>shot
>go inside house and go to bed
>shoot wife goodnight
An average day
