Be new citizen or whatever

Openly display passport, birth certificate, SS card, driver's license on dashboard

Put a tiny plastic flag next to them

Never forget the official uniform (MAGA)

Blare national anthem from car stereo at max volume

This is a normal thing that normal, legal people definitely do every day

ICE drives by, sees this patriotic display, salutes and cri evrytim

Welcome to America, patriot.