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>download repack from fitgirl
>ram immediately shoots up to 100% before i even open the game
>fan sounds like an airplane engine
>can smell metal burning
>check recent downloads
>buried under a mix of bitcoin miners and cp
>try to delete one
>screen turns black
>pc is on but i can't do anything
>unplug and plug
>takes 50 minutes to start
>fan breaks the sound barrier
>skips password prompt and goes straight to desktop
>wallpaper reverted to default
>check file explorer wait 6 minutes
>bitcoin miners and cp still there, everything else except for default programs got deleted including the repack
>ssd is now fully liquid and sloshing around
>open microsoft edge
>takes seven minutes to open and another seven to load home page
>hear fan pop out and bounce around like a pinball
>home page is fitgirl's face with every racial slur known to man and something in hindi
>spend 15 minutes copying it and going to google translate
>"enjoy prison nigger"
>fbi breaks in and arrests me for cp
>pc explodes and burns the entire neighborhood down
>wake up at the pearly gates
>talk to jesus at the lectern
>"sorry anon, but it says here you pirated video games, so you can't enter heaven"
>burn in hell for eternity