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Time is fucked

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:31:39 No.23927762 View View Reply Original Report

Can someone explain this without shilling "you just got older bs"? Time going x4 started after covid

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:33:03 No.23927763 Report

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>>23927762
this has been the longest month of my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:34:02 No.23927764 Report

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>>23927763
same. time flies for the NPC

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:34:02 No.23927765 Report

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Just turn off the screen nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:34:36 No.23927766 Report

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>>23927762
it's undeniable but if there's anybody who actually knows why this is happening they haven't revealed it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:35:09 No.23927767 Report

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No. You faggot whores aren't regenerating because you offer yourself to be consumed so so fucking easily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:35:44 No.23927768 Report

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>>23927764
you will learn to appreciate what little time you have on earth some day zoomer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:36:28 No.23927769 Report

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>>23927762
phones. time flies when you're doomscrolling 24/7. it's constant dopamine hits with no real fulfillment. just makes time disappear. social media addiction got even worse when people were shut in during covid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:36:33 No.23927770 Report

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>>23927762
That vax you took is aging you faster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:37:38 No.23927771 Report

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>>23927762
Time is the most valuable currency maybe you will value it more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:38:00 No.23927772 Report

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>>23927763
no kiddin, get a job op and you'll find time crawling

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:38:47 No.23927773 Report

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>>23927766
trump and Barron thought they could manipulate time and become rich kings. Our Universe taught them a lesson

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:39:45 No.23927774 Report

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>>23927762
its athe fkn social media. everyones flitting from one video to another, their emotions flying back and forth, and life is just passing them by.
i think the AI is also playing a role by picking up on hot-button issues and spamming them everywhere.

only good move at this point is to reject it outright.
which reminds me, i have to get off of here and go touch snow or some shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:41:08 No.23927775 Report

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>>23927773
are they not already rich kings

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:41:10 No.23927776 Report

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>>23927762
It just means retards are literally addicted to staring at a screen all day absorbing useless information non stop and they don't realize time is passing them then when they snap put of it for a bit they start freaking out thats almost February. They could've just been living thermal lives but instead they mindlessly waate it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:41:58 No.23927777 Report

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>>23927762
Days grow longer the years grow shorter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:42:27 No.23927778 Report

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>>23927762
Just be glad you are a time traveler and stop worrying about how fast you’re going. The alternative is being frozen in one spot, completely unaware and incapable of knowing that anything more than that moment exists, which usually isn’t that big of a deal unless it happens right as you zipper up your dick or are on fire or something. It’s just not worth the risk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:43:33 No.23927779 Report

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>>23927762
Getting older does that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:44:00 No.23927780 Report

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>>23927762
What does the Bible say about lengths of days being shortened I wonder...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:46:00 No.23927781 Report

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>>23927762
Because you do not experience anything new. When your life becomes routine, it passes by very fast.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:46:05 No.23927782 Report

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>>23927766
The universe is a torus, basically. We are accelerating towards the upper egde of said torus, which leads to spaghettification since it's a black hole. Then we get spat back out again at the other "end" of the universe, which is a white hole/the next "big bang".

There's no end to it, it just werks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:47:00 No.23927783 Report

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>>23927762
Vaxxed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:48:27 No.23927784 Report

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>>23927780
time is certainly moving faster than it did decades ago.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:50:32 No.23927785 Report

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>>23927762
>Can someone explain this
I decided it should go faster. Don't worry though, we will be mixing things up soon (slightly longer than 2 weeks)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:51:12 No.23927786 Report

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>>23927782
Black holes are science fiction. Let’s say there are a lot of apples in a field and some apples in a basket. You count the basket apples, there are 30 of them. For whatever reason some jew has convinced you all of the apples have to ad up to 1,000,000. You count the field apples, there are 800,970. You can’t account for 100,000 apples, so you decide black apples exist and they account for 10% of all of the apples, even though you can’t see them. Everyone now talks about dark apples as if they are real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:54:23 No.23927787 Report

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>>23927762
Time flies when you're having fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:54:55 No.23927788 Report

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>>23927775
You don’t take wealth with you when you die

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 21:57:08 No.23927789 Report

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We are getting near the center of the drain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 22:01:10 No.23927790 Report

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Entropy is the big gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 22:03:02 No.23927791 Report

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>>23927764
>>23927763
>>23927762
The belief that time is moving faster, particularly in the context of the "end times," is often associated with biblical interpretations of prophecy and signs of the final days.
Here are the key biblical perspectives regarding this, based on the search results:
Matthew 24:22: This is the primary verse cited, where Jesus says that for the sake of the "elect" (God's chosen people), the days of tribulation will be cut short to prevent total destruction. Some interpret this as the actual shortening of time, while others see it as a limitation on the duration of intense suffering.
"Coming Quickly": Revelation 22:12 and 22:20 emphasize that Jesus is coming "quickly" or "soon," creating a sense of urgency for believers to be prepared.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 22:06:22 No.23927792 Report

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>>23927762
Hebrew rituals. Time is accelerating to the end of the universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 22:07:13 No.23927793 Report

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>>23927762
it's called clot brain

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 22:08:56 No.23927794 Report

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>>23927762
Jewish tricks, their god is Saturn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 22:09:09 No.23927795 Report

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>>23927791
720 hours are 720 hours, Anon.

>but muh fee-fees
You have a vagina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 22:11:07 No.23927796 Report

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>>23927762
>Time is fucked
It's ok. You just have dementia or brainrot and are unable to form new memories. That's why it's feeling like time flies for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 22:12:11 No.23927797 Report

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>>23927791
>"Coming Quickly": Revelation 22:12 and 22:20 emphasize that Jesus is coming "quickly" or "soon,"
He should have practiced edging to help with that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 22:12:12 No.23927798 Report

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>>23927762
The memory between 2019 and 2023 was fuzzy, as if time jumped over.
2024 and 2025 moved really fast, they are certainly manipulating it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 22:13:59 No.23927799 Report

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Time is only going faster if you're a NEET, and that's probably because there's been a lot of shit tier "happenings" to stimulate your underdeveloped NEET brain.
For us adults who work and last got paid between the 19th and 22nd of December, it's been a painfully slow month. I'm almost out of money and won't get paid again until the end of next week.
Monday cannot come soon enough.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 22:18:29 No.23927800 Report

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>>23927762
Our universe is falling into a blackhole
We think it's expanding at an accelerating rate with "dark energy" when really we are just falling towards the singularity.
1 second is still 1 second but it's not the same "1 second" it was yesterday

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 22:22:34 No.23927801 Report

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>>23927791
>person says thing
>some religious scizho appears out of thin air and says "actually, the bible talks about that"
>quotes something totally unrelated and trys to tell me how i should interpret this totally unrelated thing from based on their retarded perspective
this is why i dont go to church anymore. its between me and God

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 22:22:42 No.23927802 Report

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People perceive time as moving faster because their constant internet scrolling is fucking with their brain's ability to process and store memories. Essentially their mind is so flooded with meaningless shit they have no real memories to commit to long term storage and the effect is time passing quickly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 22:34:59 No.23927803 Report

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>>23927801
>When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and churches and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father who is unseen.
>Do not call anyone on earth 'father,' for you have one Father, and he is in heaven.
>These people draw near to Me with their mouths and honor Me with their lips, but their hearts are far from Me. Their worship of Me is but rules taught by men
>False Christs and false prophets will arise and perform signs and wonders, to lead astray, if possible, the elect. But be on guard; I have told you all things beforehand.
>For such men are false apostles, deceitful workers, masquerading as apostles of Christ.
>Churches suffered from Jews who killed both the Lord Jesus and the Prophets and also persecuted us. They displease God and have become enemies of the entire human race.
>So if anyone tells you, 'There he is, out in the wilderness,' do not go out; or, 'Here he is, in the inner rooms,' do not believe it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 22:35:03 No.23927804 Report

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>>23927802
no, perceived time is subjective in that depending on what you are experiencing in this moment determines your perception of time. go hold your hand over a hot stove and count the seconds, then go stare at a wall and count the seconds. which lasts longer?
the indomitable human spirit remains the same in both scenarios, yet laying around doing nothing equates to time being nothing

in other words go get your dick sucked or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 22:38:00 No.23927805 Report

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>>23927762
Once you’re an adult you mostly just do the same shit every single day so it’s not worth remembering. Hence why years go by in an instant.

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LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh Sun 25 Jan 2026 22:39:21 No.23927806 Report

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Qualitative Mathematics of Chronotopology

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 22:40:29 No.23927807 Report

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>>23927762
Time has significantly sped up since 2/22/2022.
And it's only going to get stranger as the economy goes into full meltdown, housing pops, food becomes less stable, more accidents, violence, homicides, suicides, and anger from society.
It's all culminating into a major event to take place in 2030s.
I am almost certain elements of the future are trying to stop this from happening but they can't stop it.
All you can do is brace your anus for the ride.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 22:41:41 No.23927808 Report

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>>23927762
WhAt RaDiCaLiZeD YoU ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 22:43:14 No.23927809 Report

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the 4chan moderation is paid to force that spam btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2026 23:01:23 No.23927810 Report

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>>23927762
Space time is not uniform. Timescapes exist, we are moving at high speed inside the galaxy and the galaxy is moving at high speed through the local group. We are in the exact middle of a massive local bubble created by dozens of supernova over a geologically short period of time. Every human has a discrete experience with space time since every human experience is a simulation the brain creates which is mostly made up at any given time. Time accelerates as you age because your perception and brain structure has changes over that period as well.

You are in a vortex at all times not a calm lake.

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