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Anonymous ID:PkRtvwGE Sun 01 Feb 2026 00:45:01 No.23951684 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>23951690 >>23954848 >>23954858 >>23954930 >>23955388 >>23955522 >>23955570 >>23956207 >>23958796 >>23959447

>tfw you never grew up in the United States
>tfw you never went on a road trip across the States with your family
>tfw you never went camping or hunting in the woods
>tfw you never visited Yellowstone or the Statue of Liberty
>tfw you never went to Disneyland and rode the attractions all day
>tfw you never woke up happy knowing you live in the best country in the world
I wish I were American. God bless America.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Oo2nuPy6 Sun 01 Feb 2026 00:47:31 No.23951690 Report

Quoted By: >>23953101

>>23951684
>God bless America.
based

but anon, try not to let some idealized version of another country keep you from the opportunities around you
u don't wanna be like that one brazillian guy on this board

but also, you can do most of those things any time, if you really want them
i would definitely recommend camping and hunting in the woods, they would be great

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pXdj+8Cu Sun 01 Feb 2026 00:59:45 No.23951733 Report

Quoted By: >>23951931

You are the kind of person we have room for.
>I wish I were American
Why not apply for immigration? The system's kinda fucked and it takes forever but may be worth a shot

Also, statue of liberty is overrated (as are many tourist attractions around the world) sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PkRtvwGE Sun 01 Feb 2026 01:37:10 No.23951931 Report

Quoted By: >>23961390

>>23951733
Did you visit the Statue of Liberty? What it is like?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dEpVGRl/ Sun 01 Feb 2026 08:58:07 No.23953101 Report

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>>23951690
We could do camping here probably, but hunting in the woods for civilians, I don't think that's allowed here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mKA3g8np Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:51:42 No.23954799 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:69TDf91P Sun 01 Feb 2026 18:27:15 No.23954848 Report

Quoted By: >>23954862 >>23954879

>>23951684
I grew up in the United States and never did any of that shit outside of camping and camping SUCKS ASS.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:viwilHe9 Sun 01 Feb 2026 18:31:04 No.23954858 Report

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>>23951684
I've done all of these things except the statue of liberty, never been to NYC.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PNwS26XO Sun 01 Feb 2026 18:31:31 No.23954860 Report

Quoted By: >>23954879

>>tfw you never grew up in the United States
Growing around the subhumans we call "americans" is most likely a curse
>>tfw you never went on a road trip across the States with your family
Spending days in a car with your family is not an american thing and it sucks ass
>>tfw you never went camping or hunting in the woods
But I did
>>tfw you never visited Yellowstone or the Statue of Liberty
Yeah yellowstone seems nice, who tf cares about the statue of liberty though
>>tfw you never went to Disneyland and rode the attractions all day
But I did and trust me it was shit
>>tfw you never woke up happy knowing you live in the best country in the world
You should genuinely kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:viwilHe9 Sun 01 Feb 2026 18:32:02 No.23954862 Report

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>>23954848
>Never got molested by Scoutmaster Schlomo
Sorry you weren't pretty enough to get your PP played with.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fXP00fbe Sun 01 Feb 2026 18:40:36 No.23954879 Report

Quoted By: >>23954886 >>23954923 >>23955017

>>23954848
>he never went on a camporee
>he never went on a hikeree
>he never went on a cookeree

I feel sorry for you. You didn't do camping right. You probably also set your tent up ontop of rocky ground and wondered why you couldn't sleep with a bunch of rocks poking your back.

>>23954860
You hate Americans and your own family and road trips and Disneyland.

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Anonymous ID:fXP00fbe Sun 01 Feb 2026 18:44:11 No.23954886 Report

Quoted By: >>23962948

>>23954879
P00 ID GET

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:69TDf91P Sun 01 Feb 2026 19:02:04 No.23954923 Report

Quoted By: >>23954929

>>23954879
I actually really liked the rocks poking my back. That was the only nice part of camping

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fXP00fbe Sun 01 Feb 2026 19:08:25 No.23954929 Report

Quoted By: >>23955007

>>23954923
What did you hate? The lack of air conditioning and shitposting on 4chan?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RiZo+43X Sun 01 Feb 2026 19:08:34 No.23954930 Report

Quoted By: >>23955016

>>23951684
the only thing i havent done in this list is see yellowstone or go to NY to see the statue
but i already live in a beautiful part of the US and have so many things near enough where i dont need to....yellowstone is near enough though, i should have been already lol
there is so many great things about the US that are overshadowed by all the news and propaganda
people arent as they're made out to be either, most are friendly, welcoming, inviting (at least where i live)

you live in a beautiful country too anon, why dont you go exploring? or is there something im not understanding?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:69TDf91P Sun 01 Feb 2026 19:24:09 No.23955007 Report

Quoted By: >>23955137

>>23954929
I get severe camping constipation
Also start feeling dirty like 2 hours after arriving and never feel clean again until home

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uaSGHC02 Sun 01 Feb 2026 19:28:18 No.23955016 Report

Quoted By: >>23955186

>>23954930
lets go to yellowstone together

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PNwS26XO Sun 01 Feb 2026 19:28:53 No.23955017 Report

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>>23954879
I don't hate my own family

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Anonymous ID:fXP00fbe Sun 01 Feb 2026 19:46:06 No.23955137 Report

Quoted By: >>23955360

>>23955007
STOOL SOFTENER MEDS AND WATER. Now.
Camping constipation is not a real thing. You are either not drinking enough water, or are holding it in because you refuse to poo when you can't clean your anus.

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Anonymous ID:RiZo+43X Sun 01 Feb 2026 20:01:22 No.23955186 Report

Quoted By: >>23955225

>>23955016
we can make other banters jelly and post epic photos

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uaSGHC02 Sun 01 Feb 2026 20:15:56 No.23955225 Report

Quoted By: >>23955311

>>23955186
hell yeah we would. I'm looking forward to experience american flavors in super rustic wooden canteens that have awesome views of the whole park range. I also love the animals and the geysers more than you'd think. Im shaking at the thought of sharing these memories with you!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uaSGHC02 Sun 01 Feb 2026 20:34:10 No.23955278 Report

Quoted By: >>23955311

so when do we leave..

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RiZo+43X Sun 01 Feb 2026 20:56:16 No.23955311 Report

Quoted By: >>23955330 >>23955335

>>23955225
they're gonna be reeeeeeelly shocked at seeing two anime girls in the flesh.... o.o

>>23955278
im already packed and have all my camping gear too!!!
the axe is for.....wood chopping

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uaSGHC02 Sun 01 Feb 2026 21:06:58 No.23955330 Report

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>>23955311
YUP thats me, but uhm quick question do you really plan on killing me anony... ive better things in mind

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uaSGHC02 Sun 01 Feb 2026 21:09:05 No.23955335 Report

Quoted By: >>23955375

>>23955311
YUP thats me, but uhm quick question do you really plan on killing me anony... ive better things in mind

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:69TDf91P Sun 01 Feb 2026 21:16:58 No.23955360 Report

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>>23955137
>Putting myself in a situation where I can't clean my anus and need to take drugs to get myself through such a terrible experience

Wow you're right camping is so much fucking fun!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RiZo+43X Sun 01 Feb 2026 21:25:20 No.23955375 Report

Quoted By: >>23955401

>>23955335
ofc not anon, its for chopping whood for......the fire....so we can cook dinner and such
and to fight off bears too, yeah bears and wild cats!
.....i'll leave it home.....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qjm4tqCW Sun 01 Feb 2026 21:28:46 No.23955388 Report

Quoted By:

>>23951684
>tfw you never went on a road trip across the States with your family
>tfw you never went camping or hunting in the woods
>tfw you never visited Yellowstone or the Statue of Liberty
>tfw you never went to Disneyland and rode the attractions all day
>tfw you never woke up happy knowing you live in the best country in the world
Yeah, most Americans don't have the money to do all that shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uaSGHC02 Sun 01 Feb 2026 21:34:32 No.23955401 Report

Quoted By: >>23955565

>>23955375
I don't think you could chop a single log of wood if you had all day for it... And weren't we gonna order canteen burgers??
Now Im DEFINITELY driving anon, sit your lanky ass down!! AND I PICK THE MUSIC
*fantasy by mariah carey starts playing full blast*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Udse7kWL Sun 01 Feb 2026 22:28:04 No.23955522 Report

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>>23951684
I wish you were American too

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RiZo+43X Sun 01 Feb 2026 22:43:39 No.23955565 Report

Quoted By: >>23955613

>>23955401
okay i concede, you caught me and my little arms
IM READY LETS GO!!!!
>And weren't we gonna order canteen burgers??
yesss!!!!!! as long as we can get curly fries too!!!
no mayo....tho

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Anonymous ID:WrHIkNj/ Sun 01 Feb 2026 22:44:47 No.23955570 Report

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>>23951684
Your penis still has a foreskin and mine doesn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uaSGHC02 Sun 01 Feb 2026 22:57:24 No.23955613 Report

Quoted By: >>23956055 >>23956685

>>23955565
oh my god i hate mayo, you know I think we might just be made for each other. I think im obsessed with you. I guess I'll dream about you tonight, see ya :(

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RiZo+43X Sun 01 Feb 2026 23:20:50 No.23956055 Report

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>>23955613
...about...meeee??! :D

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Anonymous ID:nt3+/ftW Mon 02 Feb 2026 00:09:10 No.23956207 Report

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>>23951684
>mfw not growing up in the States.
Done the road trips... do the hunting here (cuz I got a loicense)... done the touristy things, love Yellowstone off hours... Did Orlando as a kid...
I used to think that we were alright, and that the US was just a bigger, slightly more advanced version of us, but I've since been disillusioned. Both can be good places to be if you're lucky and wealthy enough to live in decent neighbourhoods and know decent people, but like everywhere else in the world, we're prone to stupidity, solipsism, cruelty, exploitation, and cults of personality, cargo, and cash.

I do like seeing the evidence of Hunter S's "High water mark" in the US. They were still doing some godawful shit, but there was a point in time about 75 years ago where there was genuine optimism - a strong enough belief in a glorious future that they tried to reflect as much of it as they could in the present in every possible facet of life.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h553nWed Mon 02 Feb 2026 02:10:40 No.23956685 Report

Quoted By: >>23958790

>>23955613
I thought Greek food used a lot of mayo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BnQcJ4tT Mon 02 Feb 2026 11:05:04 No.23957727 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uaSGHC02 Mon 02 Feb 2026 19:58:55 No.23958790 Report

Quoted By: >>23963896

>>23956685
We don't use mayo we use olive oil on everything and honestly i hate olive oil too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:orhfGx3o Mon 02 Feb 2026 20:00:35 No.23958796 Report

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>>23951684
God fucking bless America.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sEcfo/Sq Mon 02 Feb 2026 23:50:38 No.23959447 Report

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>>23951684
>road trip across the States
>never visited Yellowstone or the Statue of Liberty
These two are 2,200 miles apart. If you drove non-stop without a break it would take almost 36 hours
>europoors be like: yeah i wanna just have a nice drive from point A to point B, maybe go to disney after yellowstone
and honestly have no clue how firstly, that would suck and secondly, you'll be miserable before you even got to B

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zM2wHfJU Tue 03 Feb 2026 00:20:54 No.23959536 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8wZGhfEslY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5qQsKmsF Tue 03 Feb 2026 08:43:09 No.23961390 Report

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>>23951931
The statue of liberty needs to be watered with the blood of patriots and tranny

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nNfS+LUD Tue 03 Feb 2026 17:14:55 No.23962924 Report

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The U.S.A is the greatest country on earth and anyone who says otherwise is either a jew, a communist, a shitskin, jealous, or all four. Without us, the world would be nothing.

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Anonymous ID:sbgMYeOR Tue 03 Feb 2026 17:29:46 No.23962948 Report

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>>23954886
Mittens

Normie !GzTNQPcpf6

Normie !GzTNQPcpf6 ID:OC6y66mC Tue 03 Feb 2026 17:34:22 No.23962957 Report

Quoted By: >>23962960

I've done all these and more. In the late 90s I experienced a world few will where me and a bunch of kids spent weeks digging out a bike park in the desert. We moved tons of dirt to make a really cool track. It would be there for decades too. I went back in highschool and sure enough people were still using it. I used to go out there to underage drink, chat up girls from other schools and generally act like hooligans in the desert at night with bonfires and shit.
You should come to Vegas it's really fun. America isn't as bad as people say especially in the media. Real stay in your lane type shit. At least out here people don't really care about each other which is really liberating. Everyone is in their own world so you're the last thing on their mind. If you're socially awkward Vegas is a great place. Sure there's people everywhere but they might as well be NPC's since you could be getting your shit rocked and they'll just walk around you. We don't care. I'm not the one getting my ass beat I'm in the Bellagio having the time of my life.

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Anonymous ID:8V4bPbvt Tue 03 Feb 2026 17:36:33 No.23962960 Report

Quoted By: >>23962999

>>23962957
Can you tie me up whilst a wear a fursuit edge and torture my cock then do overstim and keep milking me until pleasure becomes pain then piss in my mouth.

Normie !GzTNQPcpf6

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Normie !GzTNQPcpf6 ID:OC6y66mC Tue 03 Feb 2026 17:50:55 No.23962999 Report

Quoted By: >>23963006 >>23963039 >>23963109

>>23962960
What the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8V4bPbvt Tue 03 Feb 2026 17:53:09 No.23963006 Report

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>>23962999
H Y P E R

S E X O

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nt3+/ftW Tue 03 Feb 2026 18:10:36 No.23963039 Report

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>>23962999
>*uncums*
like a reverse bukkakke?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a1eNvOcY Tue 03 Feb 2026 18:50:31 No.23963109 Report

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>>23962999
>the 'femboy' you ignored me for
thats what you get

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8YJRsTmu Tue 03 Feb 2026 21:16:52 No.23963896 Report

Quoted By: >>23963903 >>23964091

>>23958790
What do you like to eat then?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:64GT9Q8S Tue 03 Feb 2026 21:20:14 No.23963903 Report

Quoted By: >>23963911

>>23963896
Well I like to eat my own cum. It has little solid balls of jelly in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nt3+/ftW Tue 03 Feb 2026 21:24:18 No.23963911 Report

Quoted By: >>23963913

>>23963903
Better sell off your kidneys, son; you need to see a doctor!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fAXder+S Tue 03 Feb 2026 21:25:00 No.23963913 Report

Quoted By: >>23964078

>>23963911
Im neet i have free insurance

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nt3+/ftW Tue 03 Feb 2026 21:54:23 No.23964078 Report

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>>23963913
That's neet. Sell your kidneys anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uaSGHC02 Tue 03 Feb 2026 22:02:49 No.23964091 Report

Quoted By: >>23964215

>>23963896
hmm i like fruits, i like pasta, i like lamb, i like octopus, and mussels. but i also like some fast food stuff like anything my american anime girlfriend would order at yellowstone I would also be a fan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nt3+/ftW Tue 03 Feb 2026 22:43:02 No.23964215 Report

Quoted By: >>23964239

>>23964091
sour cream or yogurt (or tzatziki) for fude loob?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uaSGHC02 Tue 03 Feb 2026 22:52:00 No.23964239 Report

Quoted By: >>23964251

>>23964215
Nevar tried sour cream and i dont like tzatziki :p my preference is no food lube or maybe some type of jam

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nt3+/ftW Tue 03 Feb 2026 22:54:31 No.23964251 Report

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>>23964239
>jam
my weird, rapey, boat-faring forebears smile in your general direction from their hell of mead and unending battle

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