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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 16:49:05 No.23954360 View View Reply Original Report

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i fucking love lord of the rings

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 16:50:49 No.23954361 Report

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>>23954360
how does a moria orc end up with sauron’s kit?

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 16:52:13 No.23954362 Report

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Awesome. That close up of the orc with the eyes in moria was my favorite orc.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 16:53:24 No.23954363 Report

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>>23954360
they send burgers trough mail now? wtf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 16:54:55 No.23954364 Report

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>>23954360
i think they were called goblins in the book

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 16:57:32 No.23954365 Report

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>>23954364
Goblins are orcs, though goblin is generally reserved for the spindley Misty Mountain breed of Orc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 16:59:21 No.23954366 Report

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>>23954362
wasnt this the guy that solo'd an entire tower of orcs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 16:59:41 No.23954367 Report

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>>23954363
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:02:27 No.23954368 Report

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>>23954360
Ill never understand grown men that like playing with action figures. Get a real hobby like fishing or rock climbing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:03:10 No.23954369 Report

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>>23954366
Nah they're running through moria and get surrounded as they try to escape. We get a couple orc close ups and it's this guy. One in particular his eyes get super wide.
https://youtu.be/aAtkiolzTFQ

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:03:22 No.23954370 Report

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>>23954360
Man your dirty thermos shelf is gonna look so much better with this plastic children's toy on it. This isn't super embarrassing at all. Then I remembered you were a troll and everything posted from Poland is fake

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:04:34 No.23954371 Report

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>>23954369
aye aye, had him mixed up with another one
fuck these movies were so damn good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:05:14 No.23954372 Report

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>>23954368
Lol I love when adult.men tell me their hobby is "fishing" because I already know fishing is something they do a handful of times a year. Their real hobby is watching TV and drinking. It's a real quick way to figure out youre talking to a smoothbrain with nothing to say. They just want to evoke some long irrelevant stereotype of a "normal guy" so they can say that that's them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:05:51 No.23954373 Report

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>>23954360
>WITH SAURUON PARTS
But why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:07:16 No.23954374 Report

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>>23954373
I might be wrong but I think there is a trend in toys RN where there's a secret figure hidden across multiple boxes instead of being in his own

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:07:37 No.23954375 Report

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>>23954373
Because the boss came back and started investing into the orc diaspora so they could fuck shit up. The mountain orcs went from vermin to conquerors all of a sudden, and sauron sending them real gear is part of why. Though the Balrog probably did most of the work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:08:13 No.23954376 Report

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>>23954372
Playing with toys is obviously a sign of arrested development, which an incredible amount of modern western “men” suffer from. Do you think men in the 1800s or most of the 1900s, the ones who look stoic, poised, well dressed, capable, etc, were playing with action figures or collecting funko pops? Stop being such a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:08:16 No.23954377 Report

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>>23954360
A sculpture of yourself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:08:51 No.23954378 Report

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>>23954376
post your tits or gtfo hole

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:10:01 No.23954379 Report

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>>23954376
Now with 45% more lead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:11:09 No.23954380 Report

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>>23954378
50% of your population is a bunch of obese estrogen filled faggots. If that fact causes you to lash out angrily and emotionally like a woman, I’ve got some bad news for you; you’re one of them.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:12:11 No.23954381 Report

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>>23954376
I can barely stand to play toys with my kids. I enjoy interacting with them, but I don't enjoy the toys. Same with vidya. They need me to control the harder games, and I feel like I'm wasting time every second I'm playing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:13:09 No.23954382 Report

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>>23954379
Those were for young boys to play with to encourage patriotism and military participation. They weren’t for autistic estrogen loaded 35 year old virgins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:13:11 No.23954383 Report

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>>23954360
Mail order jew?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:13:37 No.23954384 Report

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>>23954376
Every stoic, poised, well dressed, capable, etc. man you think of had some niche hobby people teased him about.
You are feeling nostalgia for something you've never known.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:15:10 No.23954385 Report

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>>23954360
Cool me too. Nonwhites will never understand LotR.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:16:56 No.23954386 Report

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>>23954384
>Everyone in history was as gay as me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:17:25 No.23954387 Report

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>>23954360
actually looks pretty good. especially for such a shitty line.
>>23954376
>Stop being such a faggot
you're larping as men you saw pictures of. you're a turbo faggot.
>>23954381
cool story faggot

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Birb Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:17:56 No.23954388 Report

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>>23954360
Neato. I got picrel sitting on top of my desk shelf.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:18:13 No.23954389 Report

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>>23954386
My only hobby is responding to the biggest faggots I can find online

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:21:39 No.23954390 Report

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>>23954386
Not what I've said, at all.
I actually worked at a old people home when it was mostly filled with the greatest generation and silent generation (I quit when boomers started showing up.)
Eventually, despite their age, you can build actual friendship and I've got to know them.
They all had those weird little hobbies. Of course they didn't have funko pops, but they still had niche things they liked to do.
But you are a perma-virgin in your mom's basement and you think your ideal world is real life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:23:43 No.23954391 Report

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>>23954361
Shut up. Just shut up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:24:40 No.23954392 Report

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>>23954363
https://www.omahasteaks.com/buy/Burgers-and-Franks/Gourmet-Burgers

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:24:45 No.23954393 Report

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Are you going to play with it? Eeeee! What fun.
Look what i got. Mines not ai.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:25:24 No.23954394 Report

Quoted By: >>23954774

>>23954390
Ok you are also retarded... There is a massive difference between hobbies that require engagement, work, resources, time, and research over simply being a fucking faggot who buys things. Collecting nostalgia bait isn't a hobby its literally a Jewish scam and anyone who owns a Funko pop should be castrated for the good of our race. Nigger bit a lottery ticket it's not even equally retarded there is the actual chance it is worth something and you can use them to wallpaper your gaming groomer room because you like shiney garbage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:27:11 No.23954395 Report

Quoted By: >>23954396

>>23954360
>>23954362
>moria orc
isn't that a goblin, not an orc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:29:15 No.23954396 Report

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>>23954395
Now with spideysense pull tab.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:29:44 No.23954397 Report

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>>23954376
Yes, yes they did.
Checkmate, you huge gay lady.

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Anonymous ID:phDYjIR3 Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:32:58 No.23954763 Report

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>>23954360
Modern life has so thoroughly broken us that we're reverting to children. I don't judge you, I just stare into space and cry a little whenever I open a trinket like this that arrived in my mailbox and the initial dopamine regresses and the emptiness hits.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:shx1jGuP Sun 01 Feb 2026 17:36:58 No.23954774 Report

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>>23954394
Boomers loved model cars and train sets and collecting stamps or random shit like old glass soda bottles. You think all men did before millennials was hunting and woodworking? Nobody here likes Funko pops either. You’re seething over nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dos1Y7kV Sun 01 Feb 2026 18:36:11 No.23954873 Report

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>>23954363
>Brazilian accuses us of looking like his people
C'mon guy

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