>tries out new board hoping for some top /bant/s and maybe a cheeky nandos or three
>every thread is /pol/ grade kek-cancer (honestly go slit your wrists already) or wall to wall touhous (which are alright but you can get 'em anywhere, the discount shop on the corner will do you five Cirno's for a dollar)
>except this one
Figures it'd be the poutinefags and tulip-smokers giving us the last tiny shred of hope in this increasingly fucked world. Remember when the biggest thread to humanity seemed to be the Scientologists?
I'm not confident on how good a place les payes bassés would be to see out the apocalypse, but I bet yous plaid-wearers must have some pretty sweet bomb shelters up in those endless mountains, eh? How much would it be to rent a room in one of those bad boys for the next couple years just in case this shit doesn't actually blow over?
Also, er... yeah. Much polar, very bear, wow.