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Anonymous ID:RkwNuWv2 Thu 05 Oct 2017 18:14:13 No.2399027 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2399061 >>2399566 >>2400657 >>2400788 >>2400837

>lives in Australia
>has to have multiple vials of anti venom incase of snake or spider attack
>thinks this is a completely normal and fine way to exist

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Anonymous ID:x6xoNZsR Thu 05 Oct 2017 18:15:12 No.2399036 Report

Quoted By: >>2399065

better than getting shot lol

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Anonymous ID:RkwNuWv2 Thu 05 Oct 2017 18:18:52 No.2399061 Report

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>>2399027
>the legs and everything crawled around my finger

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Anonymous ID:XpbnuxW0 Thu 05 Oct 2017 18:19:09 No.2399065 Report

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>>2399036
We know other people are armed as well and might shoot back, spider just doesn't give a fuck.

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Anonymous ID:LtqBlGEM Thu 05 Oct 2017 18:26:08 No.2399143 Report

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>be australia
>have venomous ass spiders
>have venomous ass snakes
>have emus
>still ban guns

But it's okay because crime rate is low, r-right guys...?

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Anonymous ID:+moprmVR Thu 05 Oct 2017 18:38:03 No.2399283 Report

Quoted By: >>2399317 >>2399396 >>2400577

>be British
>decide to completely disarm citizens and threaten their means of survival against a near guaranteed terror threat by confiscating all weapons or anything that could break skin and teaching them that these objects are weapons of evil and that cowards use them
> All citizens go door to door shouting "Only cowards protect themselves from gentle immigrants!, get a loif, bin that noif!"
> Terror attacks are now a monthly near weekly occurence but it's ok because muh cultural enrichment

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Anonymous ID:0osBGu09 Thu 05 Oct 2017 18:41:31 No.2399317 Report

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>>2399283
>be american
>actually get shot

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Anonymous ID:+moprmVR Thu 05 Oct 2017 18:48:04 No.2399396 Report

Quoted By: >>2399408 >>2399569 >>2400730

>>2399283
>be Canadian
> get fucking run over in a van by a defenseless cultural enriching immigrant

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Anonymous ID:nobgoum4 Thu 05 Oct 2017 18:49:26 No.2399408 Report

Quoted By: >>2399533 >>2400634

>>2399396
>be american
>try to shoot at leaf
>get shot by yourself instead

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Anonymous ID:f7SSwEup Thu 05 Oct 2017 18:51:35 No.2399433 Report

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>be american
>get shot
>be responsible for super-inflated cost of own medical treatment

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o9X60sR+ Thu 05 Oct 2017 18:54:55 No.2399474 Report

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>be american
>hear about shootings on the daily
>but nothing about the constant black on black gun violence in cities because it "promotes a negative stereotype"

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Anonymous ID:WKE/JmkF Thu 05 Oct 2017 18:59:42 No.2399533 Report

Quoted By:

>>2399408

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Anonymous ID:iC34p8gN Thu 05 Oct 2017 19:01:31 No.2399552 Report

Quoted By: >>2399956

yea, I always wanted to become a bush pilot in australia but not anymore after realizing how death literally lurks around the corner there, you'd have to be a retarded normie to settle there

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Anonymous ID:AZ6AsYmT Thu 05 Oct 2017 19:03:15 No.2399566 Report

Quoted By: >>2399982 >>2400694 >>2400814

>>2399027
>be britfag
>cameras catch me doing 71 in a 70
>loose driving licence
>get home and butter some nice toast
>accidently drop my butterknife on the floor
>police are alerted to the clang and kick down my door
>loose butterknife licence
>finish the day watching tv a young filly play with her large knockers asking me to call her on a premium phone number
>police are alerted that i am watching nudey ladies on my telebox in a sharia controlled neighbourhood area and kick down my brand new door
>loose tv licence

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Anonymous ID:iC34p8gN Thu 05 Oct 2017 19:03:19 No.2399569 Report

Quoted By: >>2400604

>>2399396

>be americans
>get massacred at a concert

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Anonymous ID:82k7hZHa Thu 05 Oct 2017 19:43:55 No.2399956 Report

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>>2399552
It's amazing how long Steve Irwin lasted

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Anonymous ID:WKE/JmkF Thu 05 Oct 2017 19:45:52 No.2399974 Report

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BISS ARSE NIGGER FUGGER :DDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aKndRO4o Thu 05 Oct 2017 19:46:30 No.2399982 Report

Quoted By:

>>2399566

>loose

okey dokey buddy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+MLFXv+0 Thu 05 Oct 2017 20:58:51 No.2400577 Report

Quoted By:

>>2399283
its true. the only way to have real safety is to allow organic development of social codes around violent behavior. unfortunately eurofags have ocd when it comes to the subject and cant string a coherent thought together.

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Anonymous ID:9BTaz+uA Thu 05 Oct 2017 21:01:50 No.2400604 Report

Quoted By:

>>2399569
>be leaf
>get shot at American concert because you're a fan of country music

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Anonymous ID:+MLFXv+0 Thu 05 Oct 2017 21:05:20 No.2400634 Report

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>>2399408
>be muslim
>get droned
its not even for oil. our arms companies just need an excuse to keep tax moneys flowin, and you motherfuckers always have one.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9BTaz+uA Thu 05 Oct 2017 21:08:13 No.2400657 Report

Quoted By:

>>2399027
Also, I'm a bit curious. What did the father do? Did he use the shirt as a makeshift tourniquet to stop the flow of the venom?

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Anonymous ID:e3eA4X+M Thu 05 Oct 2017 21:12:16 No.2400694 Report

Quoted By: >>2400736

>>2399566
>be leaf
>get shot
>apologize to shooter for wasting bullet and time
>shooter apologizes for shooting you
>apologize for apologizing

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Anonymous ID:wMbnArYE Thu 05 Oct 2017 21:14:11 No.2400714 Report

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>be American
>post traps

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Anonymous ID:S0y0lkHf Thu 05 Oct 2017 21:16:34 No.2400730 Report

Quoted By:

>>2399396
>tfw this is actually accurate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+MLFXv+0 Thu 05 Oct 2017 21:17:22 No.2400736 Report

Quoted By:

>>2400694
kek

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Anonymous ID:hqYm3Ag8 Thu 05 Oct 2017 21:23:53 No.2400788 Report

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>>2399027
why do you think aussi babes are so tuff?

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Anonymous ID:hqYm3Ag8 Thu 05 Oct 2017 21:26:11 No.2400814 Report

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>>2399566
mate youre a legend

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Anonymous ID:Tm8apNKj Thu 05 Oct 2017 21:28:18 No.2400837 Report

Quoted By: >>2400858

>>2399027
>be bong
>have no bong
>be arrested for a tweet
>police find a draw full of butter knives
>life sentence
>die when IED blows up police car

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Anonymous ID:rs4LwUXH Thu 05 Oct 2017 21:31:27 No.2400858 Report

Quoted By: >>2400917

>>2400837
>be new zealand
>"new zea-what? thats a country?"
>fuck a sheep

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tm8apNKj Thu 05 Oct 2017 21:34:31 No.2400917 Report

Quoted By: >>2401034 >>2401039

>>2400858
>be yank
>can't move legs under own power
>fuck a sandwich

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Anonymous ID:+moprmVR Thu 05 Oct 2017 21:47:36 No.2401034 Report

Quoted By: >>2401152

>>2400917
>be kiwi
>make a zombie comedy that's not funny at all and features and old lady turning into a giant naked zombie and literally vores her son

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Anonymous ID:hqYm3Ag8 Thu 05 Oct 2017 21:48:35 No.2401039 Report

Quoted By:

>>2400917
>be yank
>love guns cos merica
>lots of people die in mass shooting
>still love guns but feel like an asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vgPlpULX Thu 05 Oct 2017 21:57:29 No.2401092 Report

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Evolution sorts out the weak cunts and foreigners here.

It really is a good place to live if you are Ubermensch.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tm8apNKj Thu 05 Oct 2017 22:06:19 No.2401152 Report

Quoted By:

>>2401034
>new Zealand
>comedy
Billy's dead. You only get one.

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Anonymous ID:+MLFXv+0 Thu 05 Oct 2017 23:00:47 No.2401878 Report

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>be me
>be from real country
>keep this in my australia folder

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