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>be me
>be at a local pokken tournament
>beating everyone
>next round is about to start
>opponent is a 4 year old
>probably cut line but I didn't give a shit
>kid chooses suicine
>choose lucario
>round starts
>destroy this kid in about a minute
>kid begins cheering and saying he won
>ignore
>kid's security guard dad comes in
>breaks the news of what actually happened to the kid
>kid looks sad
>puts on angry face
>begins yelling "it's not fair!"
>begins punching the Wii U
>dad tries to call him down
>kid punches me and his dad on the balls
>dad puts the fucking kid on a headlock and drags him out of the place
>be at a local pokken tournament
>beating everyone
>next round is about to start
>opponent is a 4 year old
>probably cut line but I didn't give a shit
>kid chooses suicine
>choose lucario
>round starts
>destroy this kid in about a minute
>kid begins cheering and saying he won
>ignore
>kid's security guard dad comes in
>breaks the news of what actually happened to the kid
>kid looks sad
>puts on angry face
>begins yelling "it's not fair!"
>begins punching the Wii U
>dad tries to call him down
>kid punches me and his dad on the balls
>dad puts the fucking kid on a headlock and drags him out of the place
