welp... I TIFU this one pretty bad.

I noticed that I really need two hands to scratch my testicals' sack properly: one to stretch out the skin, and the other to scratch it. But I also needed one hand free to make inane posts on /bant/ as I'm falling asleep.

sure I can use one hand, but it doesn't scratch properly and that gives me a lot of anxiety. and hand cramps from all the dexterity.

so, I put together this little guy to be a ball scratching robot for me while I'm laying in bed getting ready to sleep. with a little help from /diy/ and /g/.

I programmed the robot to be really gentle and soft with its touches, and even tested it on a piece of raw chicken before letting it anywhere near my jeff and gabriels. I literally did everything by the book.

I think the robot got mad at me for dutch ovening it under my sheets?? because the grabber hand gripped tight my testicles and wouldn't let go. I immediately pulled away the covers and saw it's eyes glowing red with a demented smile creeping across its face.

trying not to panic but this damn clanker is hanging off my sack like a monkey gripping the bananas. it's heavy and I don't have anything to set it on that's the right height.

So what the fuck do I do that doesn't involve getting power tools near my twiggen berries ?

>just unplug it
it has batteries