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Quoted By: >>24002679 >>24002957
>be me, go to local library every day
>write fan fiction. Being surrounded by books helps
>friendly librarian lady asks about my writing. Act mysterious and elusive to maximise attractiveness
>borrowing a book one day
>says her name is Alice
>"oh like my ex wife"
>she frowns
>"Oh you're nothing like my ex. You're a lot bigger" not a lie, but I realise I shouldn't have said it
>well, we're all beautiful
>"Thanks". Walk away. Forget book.
>write fan fiction. Being surrounded by books helps
>friendly librarian lady asks about my writing. Act mysterious and elusive to maximise attractiveness
>borrowing a book one day
>says her name is Alice
>"oh like my ex wife"
>she frowns
>"Oh you're nothing like my ex. You're a lot bigger" not a lie, but I realise I shouldn't have said it
>well, we're all beautiful
>"Thanks". Walk away. Forget book.
