get your spaghetti on in here mateys.
you know what it is.

The thread will run from Friday through the end of Saturday

**ICE CREAM PARTY FRIDAY NIGHT**

Rank Your Top 5 Spaghetti Penchants
for me it's
>5. the way a piece of meatball perfectly caps off your spaghetti twirl
>4. looking at little specs of grease separating out of the sauce
>3. being able to break out that parmesan block that I have aging in the fridge
>2. the feeling of swallowing noodles without chewing them
>1. wiping up the last bit of sauce with my bread
interested to hear what you have to say!

Worst Spergout You Ever Had?
>scream-belittled a cleaning lady for being an oompa loompa because she was short, foreign and a spokah lieek dees - not my greatest moment

Saturday after breakfast we'll be having a series of talks about upping your homemade spaghetti game including but not limited to:

-minimizing SSS (stovetop sauce splatter)
-'al dente dynamo' firmness workshop
-experimenting with fish
-how to turn that damn smoke detector off
-exotic sauces and pairings

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