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Anonymous ID:vi/m7jkY Sat 14 Feb 2026 20:27:51 No.24008788 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>24008933 >>24010331

Best way to kys?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3Lk5uRFP Sat 14 Feb 2026 20:32:33 No.24008795 Report

Quoted By: >>24008933

Live a long fulfilling life and then die of old age (intentionally) with your beautiful family surrounding you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tCx44D+o Sat 14 Feb 2026 20:56:23 No.24008933 Report

Quoted By: >>24008940

>>24008788
pic rel?

>>24008795
and pray western disease doesnt take you first

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3/HGwJ30 Sat 14 Feb 2026 20:57:20 No.24008937 Report

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Slowly with rööki

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Nzt+7xU4 Sat 14 Feb 2026 20:59:25 No.24008940 Report

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>>24008933
HOLY GEM

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2VjCez87 Sat 14 Feb 2026 21:15:59 No.24008975 Report

Quoted By: >>24008980 >>24008990

Helium inhalation(don't the world is almost out of it)
drinking antifreeze(all at once or overtime slowly building crystals in your body nobody will think your death is a suicide)
Extreme radiation(by either rigged microwaves or going to a irratiated area)
Immolation(coolest and most painful way to die id do it)
Hanging(you must drop to sever the neck vertebra strangulation is not the goal)
Exsanguination(use an iv drip to bleed an artery don't make a mess)
Detroit(wear a suit and flash a money clip of fake bills you'll die and some nig will get pranked)

Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV

Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV ID:S1CSu3Lo Sat 14 Feb 2026 21:19:07 No.24008980 Report

Quoted By: >>24008985

>>24008975
What the fuck? How do you know this shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2VjCez87 Sat 14 Feb 2026 21:22:33 No.24008985 Report

Quoted By: >>24010248

>>24008980
It's common knowledge

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dp8JWuho Sat 14 Feb 2026 21:26:47 No.24008990 Report

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>>24008975
>and some nig will get pranked)
Worth it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t7mu+Tjn Sun 15 Feb 2026 03:56:04 No.24010235 Report

Quoted By: >>24010296 >>24010338

probably jumping off a 40+ story building making sure to land on concrete. bonus if you land head first to make sure it pops like a grape killing you instantly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tlB+i7rz Sun 15 Feb 2026 03:59:26 No.24010248 Report

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>>24008985
A bunch of that is incorrect tho

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tlB+i7rz Sun 15 Feb 2026 04:02:26 No.24010255 Report

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Don't listen to these retards.

I sell suicide kits. This one's my best seller. It's not super flashy but it's dignified and memorable.

I have more luxury packages available if you're interested

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5dlMuw7N Sun 15 Feb 2026 04:12:53 No.24010296 Report

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>>24010235
i didn't write this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u0Qfeolf Sun 15 Feb 2026 04:22:59 No.24010331 Report

Quoted By: >>24010338

>>24008788
there is no way to do it without it being ass at some point in the process.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t7mu+Tjn Sun 15 Feb 2026 04:24:54 No.24010338 Report

Quoted By: >>24010341

>>24010331
>>24010235

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u0Qfeolf Sun 15 Feb 2026 04:26:27 No.24010341 Report

Quoted By: >>24010345 >>24010353

>>24010338
some kid did that in my city and lived
im not joking he went to th hospital in critical condition and recovered.
Like i said there is no way to do it without it at some point in the process being ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u0Qfeolf Sun 15 Feb 2026 04:27:26 No.24010345 Report

Quoted By: >>24010350

>>24010341
Oh there was another kid in an area i used to live that went out via train

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u0Qfeolf Sun 15 Feb 2026 04:28:00 No.24010350 Report

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>>24010345
that was during the pandemic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t7mu+Tjn Sun 15 Feb 2026 04:28:36 No.24010353 Report

Quoted By: >>24010359

>>24010341
what did he land on?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u0Qfeolf Sun 15 Feb 2026 04:30:30 No.24010359 Report

Quoted By: >>24010367

>>24010353
concrete, the guy only landed feet away from the water
which the surface tension of the water may have actually done the deed
but he misjudged distance

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t7mu+Tjn Sun 15 Feb 2026 04:34:01 No.24010367 Report

Quoted By: >>24010372

>>24010359
link story. i need to know how many stories and what exactly he landed on for sure

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u0Qfeolf Sun 15 Feb 2026 04:36:22 No.24010372 Report

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>>24010367
if i can find it
it was 10 years ago. I was in college at the time and remember discussing it in discord with my friends

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