>>24024819Dodrostinger Himmelsalts
>>24024825Getwan Nobilinsint
>>24025035Abbatarest Omalsichade
Together they are:
CUSTOM FORCE
They alter the customs of customers to better suit the customary custom border processing requirements.
So they shop better.
They live in the display section meant to attract children. It's Christmas all year inside. Shop owners too lazy to dismantle the miniature Norwegian snow town. Just covering it up with stuff. Currently a paper machete volcanoe and set of pirate ships. And a special on vegan mayo. Surrounded by bloodied corpses of ken dolls (black). Barbie on the beach next to an optional bird cage for Getwan.
Second hand food shop. Good idea but illegal as a messiah on Terra. A Terraist if you will. Barter system of scrap. Building material etc. People come wanting to do things and bam, they can. Fucked up xboxes, cardboard boxes, and small plastic boxes tentatively referred to as LEGO, in slight italics.
Lots of stuff. And lots of stuff brought in to pay for it. Honour system. Pay what you can, when you can, what it's worth in your opinion.
Holy Effy Stonem someone paid 5 cents. Into the piggy bank it goes. A submarine girls toy that can be opened in desperation. Revealing a lair of pink bedroom suitable for two plastic people or a frog (toad) and a lizard.
Someone goes through the customary animal indoctrination, talking to them, bringing them up to speed. Animals agree. Accept head scratches. And to to the recommended crap: 5 cents please. Settle for some peanuts and a plastic p word elephant.
Animals consult a dictionary: Pachiderm.
Sell the dictionary for one penthouse bible. Slutty nuns taking phallic objects attached to people. Wearing no habit because they are not religious. Just obviously nuns because they don't do it regularly. Putting on a performance. Time to scissor lingerie catalogues and paste clothes from select women's magazines on them. A triangle shaped Prince William over a pussy. And the vagina to
