>>2402618To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to masturbate to Rick and Morty porn. The sexuality is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the porn will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his pubic hair- his personal hygiene draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these pornographic images, to realise that they’re not just sexy- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the sexiness in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius dick unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have Rick & Morty porn. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid.
