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Anonymous ID:TyB511gk Fri 06 Oct 2017 00:44:31 No.2402868 View View Reply Original Report

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any last words?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qamnGzTw Fri 06 Oct 2017 00:48:38 No.2402888 Report

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...heh, kid.
*ducks backward*
*sweeps you to your knees*
*grabs weapon midair*
*any last words?*

...Geez, that was a horrible ironic shitpost I just wrote. Why would you make an equality ironic shitpost thread, OP? :^)))))))))))

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wcHOgifi Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:36:44 No.2403646 Report

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Traps aren't gay

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4+xMO1vP Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:39:18 No.2403656 Report

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*tewepors behund yu*
noffin prasonal fwen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w0elLB8N Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:43:30 No.2403678 Report

Quoted By: >>2403723 >>2403724

hmhmhm... A fatal mistake, my friend *teleports behind him* There's still time to apologise. "Ay yo tha fuck you doin?!" *you turns around and slash at me, but as you slash at me it's revealed to be nothing more than an illusion as I appear a fair distance away* Hmhmhm... you are no match for my shadow jitsu. Now die! You wasted your chance! *throws a perfectly aimed Shrunken at you that cuts his throat and kills him* Hmph... fool. *Teleports away*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w0elLB8N Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:43:54 No.2403680 Report

Quoted By: >>2403723 >>2403724

*has a million throats, so losing one doesn't matter*
haha! i bet that you didn't expect that!
*assumes crab position for maximum XP boost*
now it's time to pay for your error - IN FULL!
*scuttles over to you, crab style*
*throws your ideas and posts into the trash where they belong*
and now to take out the trust garbage of all ...
*throws you into the sun*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w0elLB8N Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:44:09 No.2403681 Report

Quoted By: >>2403723 >>2403724

*appears several meters away*
hmm, it seems my shadow jitsu is no match for you...
*assumes sanzetsu no jitsuzhi stance*
but can you handle my real power?
*hair starts to glow*
HIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAA
*body becomes covered in flames*
IIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
*lifts several feet off the ground*
haha, now taste true power!
*katana splits into Jangse, blade of 1000 Edges and Yohlo, fang of the viper*
taste this!
*slashes you into exactly 8000 pieces*
*you cease to exist in all dimensions*
pssh... nothing personal kid...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w0elLB8N Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:44:18 No.2403684 Report

Quoted By: >>2403723 >>2403724

FOOL!
*appears through floor* your crimes won't go unpunished! *control body jutsu* it's about time you commit sudoku.
*you commit sudoku* *walks away with fedora covering face*
didn't stand a chance

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w0elLB8N Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:44:27 No.2403686 Report

Quoted By: >>2403723 >>2403724

*teleports behind you*
Nothing personnel, kid.
*slits throat so fast that it takes several second for the wound to open*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w0elLB8N Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:44:35 No.2403688 Report

Quoted By: >>2403723 >>2403724

*resurrect and teleports next to you*
Is that all you got? *smirk*
It takes more than that to defeat me.
"What? You're not dead?" *he throws a shuriken at me but I teleport behind him and grab him by the throat as I cackle in an evil way*
you seem like a worthy adversary but no one can escape my Hinotama no jutsu, HAHAHA.
*teleport in 2000 meters away and shoot lasers in from my eyes, you try to escape the laser beams by teleporting away but they are homing lasers, the lasers break your legs and incapacitate your magic abilities*
You shouldn't have messed with me, idiot! Hinotama no jutsu!
*throws a gigantic fireball and destroy earth*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w0elLB8N Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:44:46 No.2403689 Report

Quoted By: >>2403723 >>2403724

*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes katana made out of fedoras*
*slits throat*

BACK THE FUCK OFF?!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w0elLB8N Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:44:54 No.2403690 Report

Quoted By: >>2403723 >>2403724

*teleports behind you*
*unzips dick*
you want shitposting?!?! I'll give you shitposting!!!!
*sticks his dick in your ass*
*makes your asshole bleed*
rest in peace, fedorian!
*makes your asshole explode into a million pieces and teleports away*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w0elLB8N Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:45:03 No.2403692 Report

Quoted By: >>2403723 >>2403724

*unsheaths katana*

I think you know what i'm going to do to you all.

NIGGA WE GON FUK U UP

HA! i think not! SHADOW CUTTER CLONE JUTSU

*summons twenty clones and teleports behind all of them in the blink of an eye*

NOW IT'S OVER, DIEEEEEEEEEEE

*slashes them all into a million pieces*

Heh, nothing personal

*teleports away*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w0elLB8N Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:45:11 No.2403695 Report

Quoted By: >>2403723 >>2403724

*unseathes katana*
tch, mere children?
LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT IM MADE OF
*teleports behind you*
*unzips dick*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w0elLB8N Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:45:20 No.2403696 Report

Quoted By: >>2403723 >>2403724

*dodges swiftly then teleports behind you*

Problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w0elLB8N Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:45:29 No.2403698 Report

Quoted By: >>2403723 >>2403724

*teleports behind you*
Baka Gaijin like you always forget about us Ninjitsu Masters...
*stabs you with a katana*
*tips fedora and teleports away*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w0elLB8N Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:45:42 No.2403701 Report

Quoted By: >>2403723 >>2403724

i wish the children would leave
*unsheaths katana*
*teleports behind the both of you*
*knocks the both of you into the air*
*spanks the both of you with the dull edge of the blade a million times mid-air*
*teleports a short distance away*
hmph, that should teach the both of you some manners

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w0elLB8N Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:45:50 No.2403702 Report

Quoted By: >>2403723 >>2403724

*sigh* You just had to cross me, morality-kun. *unzips dick and pulls out a 7 foot Mazui-Machi Oodachi*

It's time to put an end to your ridiculous rebellion. *slashes downward at a 30 degree angle, splitting you cleanly into thirds* Oh, not yet. *your body holds together with no visible signs of damage*

*slowly turn my back to you* *snap fingers* *blood comes spurting out of your neck in a spray as you limply fall to the ground*

It's over. You never stood a chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w0elLB8N Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:46:00 No.2403703 Report

Quoted By: >>2403723 >>2403724

Alright, buddy, you asked for it.
*takes out a pair of Nunchaku*
You are about to taste the wrath of 1,000 suns!
*spins the Nunchaku at amazing speeds, disorienting and blinding you*
Taste this!
*quickly lashes out with the Nunchaku, striking with alternating blows and masterful precision*
And how about this!
*wraps your fists up with the himo, and with a quick flick, breaks your wrists like two measly twigs*
Time for the finishing blow!
*starts spinning both Nunchaku, while doing dexterous flips and avoiding your clumsy kicks*
HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
*bludgeons you with both Nunchaku at the same time, using both the strength of a Lion and the speed of a Cheetah. This easily kills you*
Got anything else to say?!
...
I didn't think so...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w0elLB8N Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:46:12 No.2403704 Report

Quoted By: >>2403724

But...y-you..
*spurts blood*
*makes slight chuckle*
you forgot about my secret weapon
*you notice a plasma grenade sticking to your back*
heheheh...
nothin personnel...kid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dkklAmOi Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:48:33 No.2403723 Report

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was funny, then i released its the same cunt posting stale pastas

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8bJVEUma Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:48:35 No.2403724 Report

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Good Lord

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w0elLB8N Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:49:40 No.2403736 Report

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it's one of my favorite hobbies, fuck off

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4+xMO1vP Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:50:30 No.2403744 Report

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what the fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fO9lQ4+o Fri 06 Oct 2017 02:53:04 No.2403763 Report

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*eyes turn glowing red*
..Heh. Wrong move, kiddo.
*dramatically floats into the air*
*gets shot but the bullets bounce off*
*pulls out two katanas*
...Nothing personnel, kid.
*chops you into pieces instantly*
*your body falls to the ground in chunks of flesh and bones*
*absorbs your blood and your powers*

the vegan

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the vegan ID:mpBI4gi2 Fri 06 Oct 2017 03:02:16 No.2403847 Report

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HOLY COW

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