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>be me, sophomore year
>have a group of around 4 that gets my offensive sense of humor
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Get into geometry class
>my friends would normally be telling jokes about niggers and jews to each other at this time
>they were dead silent and staring at me
>I sit down and say hey
>They all point at me with the most autistic faces, still dead silent
>igetitnow.jpg
>it was a silence contest (whoever was the last person to talk/laugh wins)
>My friend next to me explained the rules via notes
>if you talked you had to throw all of your shit on the floor and pick it back up
>I just got back from art class, where I made a bomb ass clay burger from scratch (pic related)
>About to turn in my assignment for the day
>Got hit with a spit ball from one of my friends
>We usually messages in our spit balls (how it would work was that we would write our message on a very tiny slip of paper, roll it up then cover it in saliva covered paper, and fired it at the person we wanted to send the message to)
>Went back to my desk and unraveled the message
>"How are niggers and monkeys the same?"
>I flipped the paper
>"They both hang from trees"
>Sideslostinsignlanguage.mp3
>Didn't laugh though, and the guy who sent it was banging on the desk trying not to laugh
>Spent the next minute coming up with a response
>only thing I could think of was poop
>just the word poop
>I wrote it down and sent it
>Same situation as the last one, but in reverse
>Going through the class trying not to talk or
laugh
>The teacher called on one of my friends to answer a problem
>this friend looks a lot like a jew (has a big nose, short curly hair), this is important later in the story
>He couldn't answer because he TOO went to art class and had his sculpture of lettuce (I'm not too sure what it was because it looked terrible, all I knew was that It was flat and green) on top of his binder
>He got a piece of paper out and wrote down the fucking answer, handed it to him and left the room
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>have a group of around 4 that gets my offensive sense of humor
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Get into geometry class
>my friends would normally be telling jokes about niggers and jews to each other at this time
>they were dead silent and staring at me
>I sit down and say hey
>They all point at me with the most autistic faces, still dead silent
>igetitnow.jpg
>it was a silence contest (whoever was the last person to talk/laugh wins)
>My friend next to me explained the rules via notes
>if you talked you had to throw all of your shit on the floor and pick it back up
>I just got back from art class, where I made a bomb ass clay burger from scratch (pic related)
>About to turn in my assignment for the day
>Got hit with a spit ball from one of my friends
>We usually messages in our spit balls (how it would work was that we would write our message on a very tiny slip of paper, roll it up then cover it in saliva covered paper, and fired it at the person we wanted to send the message to)
>Went back to my desk and unraveled the message
>"How are niggers and monkeys the same?"
>I flipped the paper
>"They both hang from trees"
>Sideslostinsignlanguage.mp3
>Didn't laugh though, and the guy who sent it was banging on the desk trying not to laugh
>Spent the next minute coming up with a response
>only thing I could think of was poop
>just the word poop
>I wrote it down and sent it
>Same situation as the last one, but in reverse
>Going through the class trying not to talk or
laugh
>The teacher called on one of my friends to answer a problem
>this friend looks a lot like a jew (has a big nose, short curly hair), this is important later in the story
>He couldn't answer because he TOO went to art class and had his sculpture of lettuce (I'm not too sure what it was because it looked terrible, all I knew was that It was flat and green) on top of his binder
>He got a piece of paper out and wrote down the fucking answer, handed it to him and left the room
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