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Anonymous ID:qMrhavet Sat 21 Feb 2026 19:43:04 No.24036568 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>24036585 >>24036594 >>24036632 >>24036634 >>24036671 >>24036755 >>24036860 >>24036877

Hello fellow banters! I was wondering, could you tell me your name, city, height, and weight? It's just a funny meme thread as you can tell by the attached wife-u image! Let's be friends!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XqT+RY+P Sat 21 Feb 2026 19:43:56 No.24036571 Report

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shut up nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qMrhavet Sat 21 Feb 2026 19:49:24 No.24036577 Report

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Mr. Have it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XGbQDCC8 Sat 21 Feb 2026 19:53:22 No.24036580 Report

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Speak up aryan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:biDm5Par Sat 21 Feb 2026 19:56:07 No.24036585 Report

Quoted By: >>24036634

>>24036568
Hello! As a fellow /bant/er, I'd love to help with your survey. If you could, please send an upvote my way. Thank you in advance, kind stranger!

Name: Daniel Scott

City: Cleveland

Height: 4' 6"

Weight: 210lbs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tgto6XmJ Sat 21 Feb 2026 19:57:09 No.24036587 Report

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glowie

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iT1kcVE2 Sat 21 Feb 2026 20:02:52 No.24036594 Report

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>>24036568
hello my name is jacob macdonald I live in perth (not the one in australia) im 6ft1 and weight 42kg

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kTC0fTYe Sat 21 Feb 2026 20:23:55 No.24036632 Report

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>>24036568
Name: João Manoel da Nóbrega de Faria Moraes Pereira Torres
City: São Cirilo das Vertentes Gerais
171cm
91kg
Pic related is my waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CVrN7KRW Sat 21 Feb 2026 20:24:49 No.24036634 Report

Quoted By: >>24036640 >>24036661

>>24036568
parker
san diego
5'8
160lbs

>>24036585
and i thought i was gonna be the shortest one here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iT1kcVE2 Sat 21 Feb 2026 20:26:26 No.24036640 Report

Quoted By: >>24036645 >>24036648

>>24036634
ur pretty close to average height retard. at least ur not the fucking rake, I wish I was shorter :(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kTC0fTYe Sat 21 Feb 2026 20:27:44 No.24036645 Report

Quoted By: >>24036648 >>24036656

>>24036640
> I wish I was shorter
said no one ever

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mSXQz2cM Sat 21 Feb 2026 20:28:21 No.24036647 Report

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I live in Canada

it is hell

don't recommend it to anyone

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CVrN7KRW Sat 21 Feb 2026 20:28:26 No.24036648 Report

Quoted By: >>24036656

>>24036640
get on my level tallfag

>>24036645
its the anti-looksmaxer movement you newfag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iT1kcVE2 Sat 21 Feb 2026 20:30:24 No.24036656 Report

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>>24036645
I just want to be proportianal
>>24036648
:'(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:biDm5Par Sat 21 Feb 2026 20:32:18 No.24036661 Report

Quoted By: >>24036678 >>24036687

>>24036634
I was a filthy liar back then, but I'm a different person now. I am actually also 5' 8", but I'm 190lbs due to my insatiable appetite for beer and bar food.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vGnrJm1A Sat 21 Feb 2026 20:36:15 No.24036671 Report

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>>24036568
Danny Damberson
Cleveland, Ohio
5'11
180

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:biDm5Par Sat 21 Feb 2026 20:38:20 No.24036676 Report

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I can't get my dick up. Holy fuck i can't get it up. Jesus christ what the fuck i can't get my dick up. Oh god oh god I can't get it up. Oh fuck holy shit my dick i can't get it up. Jesus fucking christ guys I can't get my dick up. Holy fuck i can't get it up. Jesus christ what the fuck i can't get my dick up. Oh god oh god I can't get it up. Oh fuck holy shit my dick i can't get it up. Jesus fucking christ guys I can't get my dick up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CVrN7KRW Sat 21 Feb 2026 20:38:37 No.24036678 Report

Quoted By: >>24036687 >>24036707

>>24036661
>back then
yeah me too....majorly compensating ya know
im actually 5'7.25 and live in flagstaff and actually 175lbs
glad you came clean but i guess i am the shortest now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iT1kcVE2 Sat 21 Feb 2026 20:43:36 No.24036687 Report

Quoted By: >>24036699

>>24036661
>>24036678
wait. you guys aren't posting your real info? fuck man I've just doxed myself because I thought everyone else was doing it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CVrN7KRW Sat 21 Feb 2026 20:50:18 No.24036699 Report

Quoted By: >>24036704

>>24036687
well not at first....but now i've come clean
ur pretty tall for a scottsman

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iT1kcVE2 Sat 21 Feb 2026 20:52:15 No.24036704 Report

Quoted By: >>24036714 >>24036721

>>24036699
actually I lied and I'm a few inches taller than I let on :(
I just didnt want you guys to laugh at me for being a gangly freak

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:biDm5Par Sat 21 Feb 2026 20:54:02 No.24036707 Report

Quoted By: >>24036714

>>24036678
Fucking liar. There's no forgiveness for your previous lies. I lied but it was nothing like your lies. Your lies actually hurt people. You really hurt people, dude. How could I ever forgive you? I certainly won't ever forgive you... I forgive you, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CVrN7KRW Sat 21 Feb 2026 20:58:19 No.24036714 Report

Quoted By: >>24036719

>>24036704
real life slenderman holy shit
i bet you get all the shallow bishes

>>24036707
this isnt even the first time today, fuck
what should i even do with myself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iT1kcVE2 Sat 21 Feb 2026 21:00:13 No.24036719 Report

Quoted By: >>24036720

>>24036714
they are scared of me. its impossible to get laid at 5ft7 and 42kg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iT1kcVE2 Sat 21 Feb 2026 21:00:47 No.24036720 Report

Quoted By: >>24036886

>>24036719
*6ft7
sorry typo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:biDm5Par Sat 21 Feb 2026 21:00:51 No.24036721 Report

Quoted By: >>24036724 >>24036886

>>24036704
Get into alcoholism. Seriously the most fun way to gain weight.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iT1kcVE2 Sat 21 Feb 2026 21:02:26 No.24036724 Report

Quoted By: >>24036730 >>24036886

>>24036721
>get into alcoholism
I'm scottish u retard. I was drinking full bottles of vodka at 12

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:biDm5Par Sat 21 Feb 2026 21:05:02 No.24036730 Report

Quoted By: >>24036741

>>24036724
Well den how you so skinny

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iT1kcVE2 Sat 21 Feb 2026 21:10:11 No.24036741 Report

Quoted By: >>24036747

>>24036730
being an alcoholic can cause weight loss, but i dont drink anymore. maybe my valium was laced with tapeworm eggs idfk.
just yesterday I ate 8000kcal but i seem incapable of gaining weight and I seem to be growing in height... maybe i have some sorta disorder

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:biDm5Par Sat 21 Feb 2026 21:12:56 No.24036747 Report

Quoted By: >>24036835

>>24036741
Yeah you sound all fucked up. Maybe if you came and hung out with me for a week you'd leave America as a fat whale and even a blow-hole. I know a thing or two about blow-holes, but that's due to my time working at Water World. Anyway come on by if you want to get drunk eat trash and blow your hole out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IoksCgf4 Sat 21 Feb 2026 21:15:01 No.24036755 Report

Quoted By: >>24036763

>>24036568
Johnny Cortez-Smith
Miami
5'11"
390lbs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IoksCgf4 Sat 21 Feb 2026 21:16:26 No.24036763 Report

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>>24036755
I'm also a Trump supporter. And extremely racist.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iT1kcVE2 Sat 21 Feb 2026 21:50:58 No.24036835 Report

Quoted By: >>24036847

>>24036747
I was thinking of just taking tren and eating gorilla kibble but ill come visit u if that dosent werk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:biDm5Par Sat 21 Feb 2026 21:56:01 No.24036847 Report

Quoted By: >>24036866

>>24036835
Sweet sounds good. Just lemme know if you wanna come by posting a thread

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Anonymous ID:1yoNqWDy Sat 21 Feb 2026 22:04:40 No.24036860 Report

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>>24036568
Emmanuel Macron
Paris 08
173cm
70kg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iT1kcVE2 Sat 21 Feb 2026 22:06:48 No.24036866 Report

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>>24036847
ok. thank you daniel scott :)

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Anonymous ID:5VIxMCW/ Sat 21 Feb 2026 22:10:58 No.24036877 Report

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>>24036568
name: digga mcnigga
city: Salisbury
height and weight: 22cm, 3.7 kg.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CVrN7KRW Sat 21 Feb 2026 22:13:35 No.24036886 Report

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>>24036720
thats fucking TALL bro!

>>24036721
>>24036724
FUCKING KEKAROOO

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