>>24041073God, could you imagine having to survive in the woods with a woman? How fucking annoying would that be?
"I'm cold."
"Take this axe and chop some firewood then, and I'll try to start a friction fire with this grass."
"But I might cut myself or get splinters."
Or
"It's raining, I can't sleep out in the rain!"
"I built a lean-to. You can sleep there if you want."
"I don't want to sleep near you! Rapist!"
"Then build your own."
"I don't know how. Can you build it for me."
Or
"I'm hungry."
"I set up some fish traps in the river, you should see if we caught one."
"But that's such a long walk away! And I dont want to eat an innocent creature anyway!"
Or
"Oh my God! I read about this sort of thing in a book club! It was a book about a fearless woman surviving in the woods. That book was sooooo good, but Erika, that stupid bitch, she thought the plot was too shallow. Oh my god, she's such a bitch. One time we were at the mall and..."
I might kill her, not because I want to rape her but because she would be so annoying.