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>be me
>be friend with Taylor Swift
>the year is 2004
>she's into podcasts for her friends
>I get her to make music with me
>I never hear from her again
>>because she didn't add me on MSN messenger
>create musical persona to impress her
>get viral success
>never tell friends or family
>have mental breakdown when dad deletes my original copies of songs
>forget alias
>current year
>June
>find out Taylor Swift is a pop star
>"ha ha you live under a rock"
>doctor's call me schizophrenic
>give meds that fuck up my head
>now I hear voices
>play electric guitar during thunderstorm
>lightning happens when I change chords
>second podcast made with friend in America gets content stolen
>media darling TV shows spawn from my jokes
>Get told I'm delusional
>Can't find anyone who follows my humour
>Forget password to old twitter accounts with thousands of followers
Life is a fuck anyway
